| 00:00 - 00:03 | WE ARE PREPARING FOR THE VOTE ON THE PRESIDENT. JENABI SAROK |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ITS CLOSE. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | BAFEL HAS BEEN SPOTTED HERE AND HERE. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | THE COORDINATION FRAMEWORK ARE BEING COY WITH US |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | FUAD HUSSEIN IS WITH MALIKI AND AMERI NOW |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | PARASTIN TOLD ME ITS UNDER CONTROL. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | SHAXAWAN WONT LET THE PUK WIN |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | JENABI SEROK |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SHAXAWAN |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | SHAXAWAN LOST TO THE GUY FROM HALWEST |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | SHAXWAN IS HUMILIATED |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | MASROUR. NECHIRVAN, WAISI, STAY, THE REST OF YOUR MUGS LEAVE. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU TOLD ME ITS IN THE BAG!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU TELL ME THEY'RE ON OUR SIDE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT THEY ALWAYS CHOOSE BAFEL OVER ME! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I TOLD YOU FUAD IS JUST SHIT |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU'RE ALL TOO BUSY WITH YOUR PUNY INTERNAL WARS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND YOUR MEDIA EMPIRES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | JENABI SAROK PARASTIN WILL FIX THIS |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK PARASTIN! YOU'RE USELESS, YOU COULDN'T FIX A TURD. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | JENABI SAROK, I PROMISE IT WAS THE IRANIANS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | ITS ALWAYS THE IRANIANS, NEVER YOUR INCOMPETENCE! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS YOUR FAULT MASROUR!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU TELL ME EVERY YEAR THE PUK IS ABOUT TO DIE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BUT THEY BEAT US ALL THE FUCKING TIME |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BAFEL MAKES ONE VISIT AND SCREWS YOU ALL |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU SPEND ALL THIS MONEY AND FOR WHAT?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ALL YOUR PALACES, FAKE PAGES AND RELATIONS, AND SHAXAWAN LOSES TO AN UNKNOWN! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THAT BAFEL WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I SHOULD FIRE YOU ALL AND HIRE THE IRANIAN KURDISH GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WHAT DO I DO NOW? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ITS ME! MASOUD BARZANI! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THE GREAT KURDISH LEADER |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | YOU'RE ALL USELESS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT MUMMY FAZIL MIRANI IS MORE CAPABLE THAN YOU |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AT LEAST HE DOESN'T LIE TO ME |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | YES HE'S SENILE, AND HAS BAD HAIR |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT HE'S HONEST WITH ME, NOT LIKE YOU LOT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR SONS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | DON'T WORRY BABY AREEN WILL BE OK |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | NOW I HAVE TO BEG TO ERDOGAN |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MORE OF DOHUK |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | PERHAPS ZAXO |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | AND WE HAVE TO CONCEDE INTERIOR MINISTRY TO PUK |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | NECHIRVAN GO ON A VISIT TO IRAN |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | MAYBE YOU'LL SAVE THE DAY FOR US AGAIN |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | GO, LEAVE ME ALONE. |
