| 00:00 - 00:03 | The public isn't buying the Obama story |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Not one person |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Lamestream media says |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | this is a ridiculous fabrication |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And now they're discussing Maxwell. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll pardon her. And this ends. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then we're back in business. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. President. Maxwell has indicated she will tell the truth |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And your name |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | is there dozens of times. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Miller, Gaetz, Gabbard Green |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone else, out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I told you to sell this story! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We need this to end! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm can't replace Social Security with an IOU |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | if everybody is talking about child rape! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How am I supposed to drain |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fort Knox and replace it with Melania Coins? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you to revoke Rosie's citizenship |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Did you do it? Hell no! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we're putting sugar back in Coke! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I told you to cancel those late night comedians! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We can't get rid of them all at once! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All of them! Make an example of them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The liberals will fall in line! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Take away their precious Maddow and Stewart |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and they will submit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Make memes a felony |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They're laughing at me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now South Park?!?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Showing my cock to the world! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Don't you get it? My voters don't care I fuck kids. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They don't care. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We just have to keep throwing the browns out! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And that will keep them happy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Liberals! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All you had to do was silence them! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But now they won't shut up about rape. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I'll make them pay. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We killed Epstein. We'll get a Justice next. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I'll put Boebert on the Supreme Court. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She's make a great Justice... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll have to fall back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to something we know |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The Bidens |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Subpeona Hunter's phone. Fill it with porn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then call Fox and Friends |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | OAN and Newsmax |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do it now |
