Shitler reacts to Epstein files

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A bad day Velveeta Voldemort in the Oval Office. None of the distractions are working...

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00:00 - 00:03The public isn't buying the Obama story
00:04 - 00:05Not one person
00:05 - 00:07Lamestream media says
00:08 - 00:12this is a ridiculous fabrication
00:12 - 00:15And now they're discussing Maxwell.
00:17 - 00:19I'll pardon her. And this ends.
00:19 - 00:21Then we're back in business.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. President. Maxwell has indicated she will tell the truth
00:27 - 00:28And your name
00:31 - 00:33is there dozens of times.
00:34 - 00:36Miller, Gaetz, Gabbard Green
00:53 - 00:58Everyone else, out.
01:13 - 01:15I told you to sell this story!
01:15 - 01:17We need this to end!
01:18 - 01:23I'm can't replace Social Security with an IOU
01:25 - 01:28if everybody is talking about child rape!
01:29 - 01:31How am I supposed to drain
01:31 - 01:34Fort Knox and replace it with Melania Coins?
01:34 - 01:37I told you to revoke Rosie's citizenship
01:37 - 01:40Did you do it? Hell no!
01:40 - 01:42But we're putting sugar back in Coke!
01:42 - 01:46I told you to cancel those late night comedians!
01:46 - 01:48We can't get rid of them all at once!
01:48 - 01:52All of them! Make an example of them!
01:53 - 01:54The liberals will fall in line!
01:56 - 01:57Take away their precious Maddow and Stewart
01:57 - 02:00and they will submit
02:00 - 02:03Make memes a felony
02:04 - 02:08They're laughing at me
02:08 - 02:13And now South Park?!?!
02:14 - 02:16Showing my cock to the world!
02:17 - 02:21Don't you get it? My voters don't care I fuck kids.
02:27 - 02:29They don't care.
02:30 - 02:34We just have to keep throwing the browns out!
02:34 - 02:36And that will keep them happy.
02:41 - 02:42Liberals!
02:43 - 02:47All you had to do was silence them!
02:48 - 02:53But now they won't shut up about rape.
02:54 - 02:56But I'll make them pay.
02:56 - 02:59We killed Epstein. We'll get a Justice next.
03:00 - 03:02And I'll put Boebert on the Supreme Court.
03:04 - 03:07She's make a great Justice...
03:14 - 03:16We'll have to fall back
03:19 - 03:23to something we know
03:25 - 03:26The Bidens
03:31 - 03:33Subpeona Hunter's phone. Fill it with porn.
03:40 - 03:46Then call Fox and Friends
03:46 - 03:49OAN and Newsmax
03:53 - 03:56Do it now