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The Ron Burgundy International 2026 Annual Rich River Golf Trip
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Ron Burgundy International Golf Weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Is due to depart from Red Hill |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To Rich River |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | a journey of 322 kilometres and 500 potholes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ending at the Country Club that has been decline since 1974 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good Good |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The Handicaps are ready |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | El Chapo.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | El Chapo, the dads have some doubts |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Henry Dyer is off 29 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Could all the shithouse golfers please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I did the numbers myself |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I spent more time on these spreadsheets than my fucking cows! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I had them audited by Price Waterhouse |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I even used their Carlton guy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And have the dick pic to prove it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The numbers are precise |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Calculated to three decimal places |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With 5 years worth of scoring data factored in |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pete Summmers is off 32 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Pete's not even as good as his son |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he's an athlete |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Dillon is the only athlete in this group |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And he doesn't have kidneys anymore |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You all listen to me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I spend 11 months a year pretending to organise this weekend |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Locked in this bunker downstairs avoiding Steph |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All so you miserable bastards |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can have two nights on the piss |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And three days away from the wife and kids |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And pretend to be 25 years old |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Whilst tormenting women |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | On their over 35's end of season netball trip |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And still I get complaints |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I try to accommodate everyone |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I try to make everybody happy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I made sure this year's trip |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Didn't clash with anyone's fucking birthday |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I even allowed |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A Jewish bastard to come along |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok...he eats pork |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | ...I try my best... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And usually a decent golfer wins |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dav... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Bocky |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But maybe I need to check things |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess Tom Ormerod won once |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyone have KPMG's number? |