Ron Burgundy Interview with El Chapo 2026
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Interview with El Chapo prior to the commencement of the Ron Burgundy Invitational
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | Ron Burgundy Invitational, on Rich River Echuca |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | yes, I rigged the whole thing |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | The boys have no fuckin idea |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I thought they'd notice only my three best mates have won |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | But I just flew Harry Dyer in from Bali !! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | and now... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | ...and now |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I gave him an extra 7 shots so even he can't fuck it up |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | the prick! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | If he's losing on Day 3 Sunday, I'll pair him with Buzz to guarantee it. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He'll be playing with a Pro for a Caddy 3 days in a row! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He'll win closest to the pin, and all the booze prizes |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and we'll drink it all |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | over at Dav's place Cup Weekend |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Even Dillon think's he's still a chance |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | but he'll have Bocky in his ear every shot |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | ...yet still |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | even the new fellas think they might win |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | but I change the scores at the end anyway! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I'm also stealing Disco's Quaddie numbers, they think it never gets up! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Keep the winning tickets! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | El Chapo by name, El Cunto by nature! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no it can grow wrong of course |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I'm taking a snorkel if a Bestie throws a club in the water again |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But shit, I could even make like, |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Waco win this! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | it's so good |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | total fuckin stitch up |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I hear Kane has a great drive, good short game... |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | ...but now |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | get this.... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Huge Man... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | has three people in his two bed room, next to mine |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and I snore like a chainsaw in fucking tin shed |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | they'll all head in to town while I change thier scores and misallocate the vouchers |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | the breakfast vouchers? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | I've already stolen them. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Give them to my kids on Christmas Day |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Steph wonders why we come here so often |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | who doesn't love a free meal |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | you could maybe make new friends? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | look I have a hanky, my laptop and cows and that's enough |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | My Besties are happy and I love screwing the other guys over |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh but it would make me cry to have Tom O win again |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | That would be a total crime scene |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | I'll just change the rules again next year.... |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and make sure Smibert comes last |