| 00:00 - 00:03 | MCCOOL: Ok Asmon, things are not looking good |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I'm not sure you can beat him but |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here is the Nameless King |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All analysis says that your current playstyle is dogshit |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And you are expected to wipe again and again for a long time |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Asmon: There is nothing wrong with my strat |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Watch me one shot the guy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MCCOOL: Mein Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Esfand: You already wiped 40 times |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its a joke, even i beat the boss already |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Asmon: Everybody out exept: Mcconnell, Esfand, CatDany and Assertonsin |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've been using this strat since DS1 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The Zweihander was the best thing to ever happen to me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should have just put all my points into Vitality, then i would be able |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | to equip even heavier gear for more Poise! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its your fault for making me put points into Luck! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And dont even get me started on |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the anti advice spam in chat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | CatDany: Mein Führer, the chat would spoil your enjoyment |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Asmon: WHAT ENJOYMENT? This way i have to Google everything! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | CatDany: Mein Führer, that is not a blind playthrough |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Asmon: You think i give a shit? All i want it to one shot all the bosses! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Asmon: This game is a joke! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Dark Souls 1 was much more fun |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I could stagger everything so easily |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Why cant this one be the same |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I refuse to parry, block or dodge any attack! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want to use big ass weapons and fat roll like a boss |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That is the meaning of GOING BIG DICK! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You idiots dont understand jackshit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And look at the subreddit! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All they do is talk shit to me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All i want to do is to facetank everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | There is only one thing i can do |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | "Not sure if I'll continue DS3 or not, will see how I feel tomorrow |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | After the last couple streams I've lost a lot of interest and enjoyment out of it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It seems like my chat has degenerated a lot too, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | which makes streaming in general a lot less enjoyable, not sure what to do" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Might as well cancel Variety altogether! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Subs: Dont worry plebs, he doesnt mean that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Asmon: Fuck it, i'm going back to WoW |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Do some transmog and mount competitions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least there i am respected |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If the boss doesnt die tomorrow, i quit. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Also, put the subreddit as private. I dont want to read those spergs talk shit about my flawless playstyle |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They have no idea what they are talking about |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They wont make an alternate one for sure |
