| 00:00 - 00:03 | The alpha clan summoned Set and attacked from the south |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've built trebuchets |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are firing from here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're running out of insulated wood to repair our t3 |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and now they're lobbing duped orbs at our main gate |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, we bought the DLC |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll make Flawless Khitan weapons, they're pay to win |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The flawless weapons... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The weapons were nerfed and can't be crafted |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Khitan armorers and blacksmiths don't exist |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The rest of you, grab steel spears, axes, shields and get out there |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted to crush my enemies! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Crush and see them driven before me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Like Conan... wreck and loot all the noobs on the server |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now how will I build my Japanese pagoda? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They'll just destroy that with Set, too! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Every day, farming and farming and farming |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Decorating our entire house with furniture |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Filling it with thralls and plants |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can run and build the pagoda down south |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And leave the north? A pagoda in the desert? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the desert isn't all that bad... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The desert is for noobs like yourself. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You can't even PVP in Silent Legion |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ask everyone on the server, they'll say |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yeah, he dies 1v1 and can only kill underleveled players |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | While I crush every damn clan 1v3 naked |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The flawless Khitan weapons were meant for you all |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A way to pay money to Funcom and carry you unskilled nubs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And now they're not even as good as star metal |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Why would anyone even bother climbing mountains chasing that crap |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Funcom got us good |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you know how much I farmed? Alone, making a t3 fortress? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Wrecked by a god that 1 hits everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bugs... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | So many bugs and disappearing chests making that fortress |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This was a masterpiece of painstaking love and labor |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Made for you all, who can't even PVP |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With your whining and begging for more aloe soup |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Cooked for you with my own sweat and blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he knows you gathered the leaves |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can't stop their trebs |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's unbelievable but they play more than us |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're the alpha |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But we can always spam t1 foundations around their base |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That way they can't build anything else |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or go back to Ark... |
