| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach your gunner was not blocked in the back |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The block was from the side |
| 00:07 - 00:11 | Your man did not give the receiver an oportunity to catch the ball and so we flagged him for kick catching interference |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | When he saw the flag he told me I sucked |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | So he was flagged 15 yards for unsportsmanlike behavior |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | So he told you "you sucked"? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You're sure he said "sucked" |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | Coach, he also said.... |
| 00:27 - 00:31 | my umpire.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said I had little man parts |
| 00:33 - 00:36 | and my whole crew wore ladies underwear. |
| 00:52 - 00:59 | Every week, every game, all the same. I want an officials conference. |
| 01:12 - 01:19 | You guys screw me every time! Every week it's always the same! |
| 01:19 - 01:25 | I don't teach my players that, they do what I tell them |
| 01:26 - 01:30 | They are good kids, they never do wrong when I'm around. |
| 01:30 - 01:34 | But you come here on Friday nights and you tell me they do this? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They get held every play! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you worry their towels don't match? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's our job to enforce the rules |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Damn the rules, call a hold one time |
| 01:46 - 01:47 | Coach, holding is a rule |
| 01:47 - 01:52 | It's a rule? Really! I didn't think you knew what a rule was! |
| 01:52 - 01:57 | We get blocked in the back and you don't call it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They grab our facemasks and you don't see it. |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | They break the huddle with 12 and you say "It's high school rules coach" |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | You wouldn't know a rule if it hit you over the head! |
| 02:07 - 02:10 | I know the rules, I read the rule book twenty years ago! |
| 02:10 - 02:12 | I've coached for over thirty years. |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | My wife says I'm a great coach. |
| 02:16 - 02:21 | And she knows the rules. She should be doing your jobs. |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | I'm just trying to win ballgames |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could be home drinking beers |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | But I'm here, teaching my kids to respect authority |
| 02:40 - 02:47 | And you tell me one of them made fun of your "man parts"? |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | That's impossible, I don't teach that. |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | You must have misunderstood |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He probably said "you have little tan cars" |
| 02:59 - 03:02 | and "your crew are ladies men" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I didn't say that umpire was any ladies man. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | What the hell, I wear ladies underwear |
| 03:18 - 03:23 | They are so much softer, there's no chafing |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Am I pretty? |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | I just feel so ugly |
| 03:41 - 03:46 | But seriously, have you looked at your crew? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You're so ugly you make onions cry |
| 03:54 - 03:57 | Go ahead and penalize me... |
