Killing Satoshi at the box office
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5/6/2026A parody about an aging billionaire trying to build a legacy.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Calvin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Bad news from Hollywood |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Bitcoin: Killing Satoshi movie |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's bombing. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Critics call it BSV propaganda. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | WHAT? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I funded this $70M epic! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Calvin |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Box office is tanking. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Small blockers are review-bombing it. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Arthur van Pelt is laughing |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Krusty, Gavin and Mario stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They say BSV is a scam! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'M CALVIN AYRE! I BUILT BSV! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Craig IS Satoshi! The movie proves it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why isn't it number one? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I poured millions into this truth bomb! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Doug Liman directed—Hollywood elite! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now Reddit memes mock my vision. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'LL SUE EVERYONE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Netflix deal fell through. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Core devs laughing at us! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We make a sequel |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No - we must fix this shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Call my lawyers! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My legal army crushes them all! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But first, fix this movie flop! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | THEN I FUND THE SEQUEL! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Killing Satoshi 2: BSV Dawn! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | World will bow to Bitcoin SV! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No mercy for small block fools! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Prepare the press release! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We march on Cannes again! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Victory is certain! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | BSV forever! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My legacy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | is way more important |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | than my kids inheritance |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Remake it with more Teranode explosions! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | World will bow to Bitcoin SV! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No mercy for small block fools! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Daddy left us without an inheritance |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We can fix this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just invest more money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like I always do |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am no joke |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the world will see |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | my legacy will be set in stone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | for everyone to see |