| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...The DMO has organised standby's for todays Cobra training... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 32 to 33... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And 40 are to go to 34. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The boys from 34 don't want to come up, they're busy doing their morning walk and coffee, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but the Inspector has ordered them to be here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK, I've got Watto checking the TLP, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and seeing if the Cobra is working. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Woodduck... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Watto... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Watto is upstairs in the Mess Room cooking breakfast, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I can smell the bacon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone out! Except Cappy, Luke, Frosty and Jamie. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking useless little Pommy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This fuckin' Cobra training has been booked in for weeks! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's in the station diary and I entered it into fucking OMS myself. Don't get me started on these useless TLP operators. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's all Rick Rutherford's fault. |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | Look at the bunch of lazy, incompetent pricks he left me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Isn't it enough everyone has to deal with Clogan! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You Frosty... You told me he was down the back checking the truck! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All you want is to get out of here to go to 33. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Woodduck, do you blame me for wanting to get out? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There'll be no one left to drive the fucker if all you bastards leave! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Woodduck, what about the all the new operators you made up? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What? Fuckin' Smiffy, Pipey, Stormy and that useless Sparkles? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking hopeless the lot of them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Look at fucking A shift... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You need a stick of dynamite to get Kurzy out of the lounge chairs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All Sean Gribble does is scheme... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Smythy is just a shit stirrer and does anyone really believe Deano fell down the stairs? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That useless lazy bastard throwing weights around in the gym early in the mornings making a racket. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It hasn't made his ticker any bigger! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Igor becoming a leading firey at least got Laurie out of here to 34. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Thank Christ Duj is not retiring. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All that work I put into becoming the Aerial Training Officer, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where has it gotten me? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck! C Shift! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Dempsey can't even put the Cobra battery in properly, the moron. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least Hilly had the decency to fall off his motorbike so we could fuck him off to 33. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about that D Shift.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Between Fish and Fully we had to get the front springs beefed up. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Has anyone seen Uncle Arthur reverse the truck? My God! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, Shak. You don't have to be a TLP operator. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it. I'm going to ring Neil. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He will have to come and sort this shit out. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all fucked! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just wanted a good job. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And they gave Jethro's to Blossy, that other Pommy blow-in. He gets the car! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Beacho never liked me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I'm going back to Mt Isa. |
