AI Personalisation team meeting
47 views • 9/8/2023
Chief Anders is not satisfied with the results presented to him in a team meeting
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have setup all the services we need |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ChatGPT, latest edge technologies... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You name it! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sebastian has managed to deploy the frontend on GoDaddy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Pablo is working on configuring a firewall |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. We just need the backend deployed to the cloud. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Nicolai will take care of it! |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | Chief Anders... |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | Nicolai... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nicolai is in the jacuzzi |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's refusing to deploy on a Friday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following will stay: Ole, Tudor, Pablo and Sebastian |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We will look like idiots without the deployment |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You told me everything would work out and we would beat Team OddsTrends |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We can put people on the moon |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but a little AI in the cloud is too much to ask |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I refuse to loose to OddsTrends |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now you're telling me we might also loose to AI Fitness Coach |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Maybe even Doven Dreng |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Chief Anders, that's not fair |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Tell me: Are you working for Capybara? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Chief Anders, Bartosz is helping other teams |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everybody should be working with AI and Machine learning |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's the future. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why waste time in the Jacuzzi? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There will be time for that after the deployment |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | What's next? Pizza baking? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If we don't win all the prizes I will make sure you |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | will be using the jail-toilet in the office for the next 500 years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Am I asking that much? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's just a simple recommendation engine with AI pipelines and a little ChatGPT! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is there no more pride on the team? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do you want to redesign kitchens and bathrooms? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or send newsletters? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't believe it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I found you the best table in Borupgaard |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And this is how you thank me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But it's gonna change. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You will all take a tequila shot now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you're not leaving until it's done |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. He's mostly mad at Ole |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I've dedicated my life to this Hackathon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And then I'm facing defeat to a team with Jonas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's embarrassing |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't wait for the party |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hopefully Srdan will join me for a beer. He's always there for me when I'm let down |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A real frien |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anyway, let's go swim naked in the sea |
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