Group 3 SWOT presentation
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Group 3's alternative SWOT presentation for "Consulting for Sustainability".
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Based on our findings you won't hit your KPI's |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | According to our calculations... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Carbon credits are not making an actual difference |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With our proposed 2050 sustainability strategy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You will need to do more than buy carbon credits |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we have made net zero commitments |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you telling me we are not on target? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yes, sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You haven't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You haven't taken any real action |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It is actually impressive how little you've accomplished |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room! Except Thomas, Jorge, Sebastian, Federico, and Mark |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the f*** is this!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I went to CBS because I wanted the best business students |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Instead, I get two people who aren't even from there |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Some commie KU student and an international relations major |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Diverse backgrounds"... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is that why you did that bullshit observation study?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't go to CBS to get some anthropology student |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What am I even paying you for?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you're not paying us and communication is hard with our diverse backgrounds |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a f***, you knew about that in your SWOT analysis |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, we have a lot of external time constraints that we cannot control |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How does that help me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You guys are supposed to be consultants |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You don't even wear Patagonia vests |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I expected perfect slides |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I expected slides that made clients believe, not be critical! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what do we have now; A deck of slides that actually forces us to change |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Maybe this is the consequence of not holding consultants accountable to specific KPI's |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You said that your international network would help us... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And that you could handle both organizational and financial analysis |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You know... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just want to make profits... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and conquer the European market |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You morons |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You actually want to do something for the planet |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Poster boys for mother nature! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You said you had experience both locally and internationally... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with many sustainable projects as reference |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is this what you have done previously?? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay honey, he's just a boomer |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You call yourselves diverse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But where are the women on your team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Don't come here... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and lesson me about responsibility |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | There will be NO job opportunities if you are not making us money |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | This is NOT a SME |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This bloodsucking industry is not for you |