HITLER WANTS NODES AND GARRIES
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Hitler rants about the lack of garries and nodes in Hell Let Loose
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our squads |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | rushed Train Station. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The point was captured |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the squads pushed on |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | towards Pavlov’s house |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Great, surround them |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and push the point |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Commander, the enemy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | counterattacked |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and while the supply trucks drove off |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have no nodes or garries |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can somebody explain what Able, Dog, Jig, King, Love and Negat have been up to? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I ORDERER NODES & GARRIES! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY WIN MATCHES! ALLWAYS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | EVEN LEVEL 10 COMBAT EFFECTIVENESS FODDER KNOWS THIS BASIC SHIT! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | “Commander, we need a bombing run” |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | “Tank on ping, stationary” |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They build an OP, and suddenly |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they are the chaddest squad leads ever seen |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | From Omaha Beach to Stalingrad |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Commander, we simply tried… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | TRIED!? YOU SHOULD FACE A BAN! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | C’mon, it’s just a game, relax… |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | JUST A GAME!? IN GAMES THE OBJECTIVE IS TO WIN |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | OR AT THE LEAST LEARN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THIS WILL MARK THE THIRD |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | LOSS IN A ROW AND YOU SIMPS DON’T CARE! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | LIKE YOU WOULD RATHER PLAY ROBLOX |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | OR PRANCE AROUND IN COUNTER STRIKE AND SHOOT THE SKY |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WITH YOUR NEON SKIN AK’s AT SOME GOD DAMN JIHADI WEDDING OUTSIDE KABUL |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHEN HISTORIANS LOOK AT THIS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY WILL SAY “HE HAD LESS GARRIES THAN STALIN” |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Engineers get a supply truck |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and a squaddie goes support |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THIS IS HOW YOU CONQUER |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | TRAITORS AND RETARDS! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | BUT NO! THE OP’s ARE EVERYWHERE, AND ONLY ONE SQUAD |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ARE DOING THEIR JOB, AND THEN |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | WE LOSE AND I GET BLAMED |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I JUST WANTED TO HANG WITH MY BRO’S |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WIN SOME MATCHES AND HAVE A LAUGH |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don’t cry little n00b, our squad did good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is how we loose. Again. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And every time we loose, my dick & nutsack shrivels up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At this rate |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I might as well transition |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would get more pleasure scissoring Eva, as my testosterone levels are lower |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | than the output of our fuel node |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It’s like work, just worse |