| 00:00 - 00:02 | So us here at Wynncraft get asked: |
| 00:02 - 00:09 | "Hey Admin, when will the newest update be out? We're waiting!" |
| 00:09 - 00:10 | Well we are working on it. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We're pushing our staff team as hard as we can to get this update out. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Until Jumla spilled his coffee |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | And broke the forums |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Erased all threads |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Then Grian gave himself Featured Wynncraftian for no reason |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Featured Wynncraftian |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Then we released Gavel half-finished, promising a follow up update that never came |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Instead we added a sprint bar |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and added Hypixel crate knockoffs |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And they have skins |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I think a certain admin plays CS:GO |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Then someone makes a Corkus april fools joke |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and some nerd put it in the official lore |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Corkus |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Then Grian spoils Corkus by streaming |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and then everyone starts to say Bloomi is real |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And then Grian said Mordor wrong too |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Then Salted added a Wynnterfest ripoff |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | All it gives is souvenirs |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But, back to the Corkus thing, we are working hard on it. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We're really excited to show it off. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Let me tell you the release date! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It's coming Soon |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Soon |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Actually, even better, Fruma's coming Later |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | We'll even fix boats |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Boats |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | But one problem: |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | The Seaskipper is faster |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We'll also add a new species: |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | We'll add Bird and plant people |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Their names are Avos, and they hate the Corkians |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | and they have like one town |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | The Corkians on the other hand have better weapons |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And Relos is used for one quest |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And people are working on a new dungeon too |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Oh, and we'll make sure your Wynncraft experience is even better |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Because we didn't bother to make a whole province, just an island |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | It's not even that big |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Maro Peaks looks bigger |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | But the Fruma gate is here, so thats good, right...? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I can't wait for Jumla to spill his coffee just before Corkus comes out |
