Hitler in the Turks & Caicos

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00:00 - 00:03Sir, we have checked where the IGA buy their vegetables from..
00:04 - 00:05it seems nothing is grown locally, but comes from near here..
00:05 - 00:07just outside Berlin...
00:08 - 00:12its the only way the expensive prices can be explained..
00:12 - 00:15that's why they have some basic items one week but not the next...
00:17 - 00:19You'd think now I have my Work Permit, groceries would be the least of my problems
00:19 - 00:21You'd think now I have my Work Permit, groceries would be the least of my problems
00:24 - 00:26My Leader..
00:27 - 00:28Immigration....
00:31 - 00:33Immigration has lost all your paperwork.. we asked...
00:34 - 00:36but it seems the person dealing with it had just stepped out
00:53 - 00:58Everyone who also had Permit issues leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15I HAVE BEEN WAITING 3 MONTHS !!
01:15 - 01:17I SUBMIITED IT THREE MONTHS IN ADVANCE !!
01:18 - 01:23JUST LIKE THEY ASKED !!!
01:25 - 01:28HOW MANY TIMES DID I HAVE TO GO BACK FOR MY POLICE RECORD CHECK....
01:29 - 01:31AND HOW MANY TIMES TO THE NIB OFFICE....
01:31 - 01:34ITS A F**KING CONSPIRACY I TELL YOU !!
01:34 - 01:37AND THE MEDICAL ! AND ALL THE F**CKING BLOOD THEY TOOK OUT..
01:37 - 01:40AND ENDLESS COPIES OF PAPERWORK THEY CANT COPY FOR THEMSELVES!
01:40 - 01:42My leader.. we did Fast Track your Permit application..
01:42 - 01:46YOU KNOW THATS JUST A SCAM TO GET AN EXTRA 500 BUCKS OF ME !!
01:46 - 01:48My Leader, we must put our faith in the Fast Track sytem..
01:48 - 01:52AND HOW CAN THAT WORK WHEN EVERY DESK IS PILED HIGH WITH PAPERWORK..
01:53 - 01:54ITS JUST POINTLESS....
01:56 - 01:57THIS IS WHY I SAID "GO FOR THE PRC"...
01:57 - 02:00BUT "NO" YOU SAID - AS MY HOUSE WASN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH AND I DONT VOLUNTEER OR SUPPORT ANY CHARITIES..
02:00 - 02:03BUT "NO" YOU SAID AS MY HOUSE WASN'T EXPENSIVE ENOUGH AND I DONT VOLUNTEER OR SUPPORT ANY CHARITIES..
02:04 - 02:08I SAID I SHOULD JUST BE A SNOW-BIRD, THEY DONT HAVE ALL THIS F**KING GRIEF..
02:08 - 02:13COMING HERE IN NOVEMBER, LEAVING IN APRIL, SAYING THEY ARE LIVING THE F**KING DREAM..!!!
02:14 - 02:16WHY OH WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THEM TO UNDERSTAND....
02:17 - 02:21ITS DIFFERENT ACTUALLY LIVING HERE...
02:27 - 02:29I thought getting the car sticker was bad enough..
02:30 - 02:34I do the right thing - I dont get a sticker just by "knowing a guy" without doing the test
02:34 - 02:36I like waiting for hours, back and forth to the Treasury
02:41 - 02:42there is only one thing for it..
02:43 - 02:47I AM GOING TO GET ON TRIPADVISOR AND BECOME A F**KING TCI EXPERT..
02:48 - 02:53MAYBE BY PRETENDING TO KNOW IT ALL I MAY GET A BELONGERSHIP..
02:54 - 02:56I'M NOT EVEN BOTHERED ABOUT THE RIGHT TO VOTE
02:56 - 02:59BUT AT LEAST IT'LL BE EASIER COMING THROUGH THE AIRPORT
03:00 - 03:02BUT I STILL WONT PAY 5 BUCKS FOR A F**KING TROLLEY
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry, Customs will still get cash out of him
03:14 - 03:16I think I will go to the Fish Fry..
03:19 - 03:23take my mind off things... be a tourist..
03:25 - 03:26I will need someone to go with though
03:31 - 03:33Yes, plenty of fried Conch I think.....
03:40 - 03:46Thats assuming it hasn't moved by tonight
03:46 - 03:49like every other f**king restaurant here that changes its location..
03:53 - 03:56cant even get into Coco Bistro...