| 00:00 - 00:03 | The recruitment is going to plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The new additions |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Stach and Bijol |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With Gudmundsson fitting in at left back |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Perri slotting in at goalkeeper |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The defence looks strong |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With Paixão to add the magic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Farke....erm..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Paixão |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Paixão signed for Marseille |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wanted the champions league |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Underwood, Davies, Evans and Marathe stay here...the rest of you fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did you fuck this up so badly???? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Underwood you cunt, I knew you'd fuck it all up you cunting cunt. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's like you won this job in a fucking competition |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You're not fit to clean the toilets |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Blah blah blah......we're not fucking around |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll spend every last penny...blah blah fucking blah |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Marathe just can't keep his stupid yank mouth shut |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We've been up against PSR Mr Farke |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK PSR!!!! Nobody else takes any fucking notice |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Farke, they'd dock us points |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCKING Points!!!! Fuck off you Spam cunt! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All I wanted is a bit of magic |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Somebody better than that shit cunt Harrison |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And don't get me going on that floppy cunt Aaronson |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who signed those utter cunts??? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You've set me up to fail you 69'ner bunch of twats |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | This is you backing me??? A ginger Geordie cunt |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And a keeper that makes that goon Meslier look like Gordon Banks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have nothing upfront.....absolutely fuck all |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can you just imagine the beauty |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Muniz and Paixão ripping teams to shreads |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd be a hero |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But no..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I get a tranny cripple and a perma crocked Swiss winger |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | When have those yodeling cunts every produced anybody decent |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I fucking hate the Swiss |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Right fuck it....lets get Buonanotte |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or even that cunt Wilson from Fulham would be an improvement |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh fuck.....he doesn't know |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know, they've always said I was shit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I guess we still have Paddy Bamford to rely on |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He'll never let me down |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll get a good year out of the posh cunt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll maybe use Greenwood for the set pieces, swinging them in for the big lads |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe use Firpo as a false 9 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Who wants to be in the Premier League anyway |
