Leeds Utd transfer window - Summer 2025

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A summary of the Leeds Utd 2025 Summer transfer window, brought to you by Mr Hitler.

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00:00 - 00:03The recruitment is going to plan
00:04 - 00:05The new additions
00:05 - 00:07Stach and Bijol
00:08 - 00:12With Gudmundsson fitting in at left back
00:12 - 00:15And Perri slotting in at goalkeeper
00:17 - 00:19The defence looks strong
00:19 - 00:21With Paixão to add the magic
00:24 - 00:26Mr Farke....erm.....
00:27 - 00:28Paixão
00:31 - 00:33Paixão signed for Marseille
00:34 - 00:36He wanted the champions league
00:53 - 00:58Underwood, Davies, Evans and Marathe stay here...the rest of you fuck off
01:13 - 01:15What the fuck is going on!!!
01:15 - 01:17How did you fuck this up so badly????
01:18 - 01:23Underwood you cunt, I knew you'd fuck it all up you cunting cunt.
01:25 - 01:28It's like you won this job in a fucking competition
01:29 - 01:31You're not fit to clean the toilets
01:31 - 01:34Blah blah blah......we're not fucking around
01:34 - 01:37We'll spend every last penny...blah blah fucking blah
01:37 - 01:40Marathe just can't keep his stupid yank mouth shut
01:40 - 01:42We've been up against PSR Mr Farke
01:42 - 01:46FUCK PSR!!!! Nobody else takes any fucking notice
01:46 - 01:48Mr Farke, they'd dock us points
01:48 - 01:52FUCKING Points!!!! Fuck off you Spam cunt!
01:53 - 01:54All I wanted is a bit of magic
01:56 - 01:57Somebody better than that shit cunt Harrison
01:57 - 02:00And don't get me going on that floppy cunt Aaronson
02:00 - 02:03Who signed those utter cunts???
02:04 - 02:08You've set me up to fail you 69'ner bunch of twats
02:08 - 02:13This is you backing me??? A ginger Geordie cunt
02:14 - 02:16And a keeper that makes that goon Meslier look like Gordon Banks
02:17 - 02:21We have nothing upfront.....absolutely fuck all
02:27 - 02:29Can you just imagine the beauty
02:30 - 02:34Muniz and Paixão ripping teams to shreads
02:34 - 02:36I'd be a hero
02:41 - 02:42But no.....
02:43 - 02:47I get a tranny cripple and a perma crocked Swiss winger
02:48 - 02:53When have those yodeling cunts every produced anybody decent
02:54 - 02:56I fucking hate the Swiss
02:56 - 02:59Right fuck it....lets get Buonanotte
03:00 - 03:02Or even that cunt Wilson from Fulham would be an improvement
03:04 - 03:07Oh fuck.....he doesn't know
03:14 - 03:16You know, they've always said I was shit
03:19 - 03:23I guess we still have Paddy Bamford to rely on
03:25 - 03:26He'll never let me down
03:31 - 03:33We'll get a good year out of the posh cunt
03:40 - 03:46I'll maybe use Greenwood for the set pieces, swinging them in for the big lads
03:46 - 03:49Maybe use Firpo as a false 9
03:53 - 03:56Who wants to be in the Premier League anyway