The Dr. Dave Vs Audit Them Situation
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The Audit Them Vs Dr. Dave frauditing saga. Audit Them rages, and then accepts his situation.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dr. Dave is campaigning for legal funds |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to hire a lawyer here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and also here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They'll easily write counters to our filings, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and deliver them to the court. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just file more, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we have YouTube money. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Georgie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | YouTube... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | YouTube demonetised all frauditors. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The grift is up. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Baby boy Zack, lenslickers, stay. Everyone else leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was not SQUATTING! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was not a SQUATTING INCIDENT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Yes I had to shit on the floor! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where was I supposed to go? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They cut off the utilities! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and I did what I did |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I don't regret it. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Fuck YouTube and fuck Dave |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dr. Dave didn't get you evicted. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I fucking know that but I don't care! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You're not being reasonable. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You'd be unreasonable if you were me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | A LOSER! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Every day I wake up |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | every day I wish I hadn't. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A life with no purpose is not worth living. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That's why I harass public workers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and make a total fool of myself. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I NEED TO KNOW I EXIST! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | To escape the fact that I achieved NOTHING. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | To pretend that I matter. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | For just a second, to pretend I earned respect. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Feel power over others. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Feel something. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I won't accept that I fucked my life up! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I won't accept responsibility for it. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why should I? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Those water bills fucked me in the ass |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and then they got me again with taxes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, he'll get the water maps. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didn't pay the bill. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didn't pay the taxes. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Nothing. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | None of it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I didn't think I had to. I didn't want to. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's not to blame. It was me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fucked up. |