| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have just checked the break room |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the chips are gone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we suspect B-platoon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Most of the troops have gone OD |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but a few of them are still here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Keep them here |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we must interrogate them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Our fearless leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lieutenant Leland |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We cannot be sure they took the chips |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | How should we proceed? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ives, Kifer, Montz stay. Everyone else get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I PAID $4.50 FOR THOSE CHIPS |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY’RE ZAPPS HOTTER ‘N HOT JALAPEÑO CHIPS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THESE FUCKING ANIMALS THINK THEY OWN EVERYTHING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I’M TRYING TO BOOST MORALE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A nice bbq is all I want |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Is that too much to ask for?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | These goddamn day walkers are ruthless |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They come in here and take everything! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir other divisions use the break room |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT HAS TO BE B-PLATOON |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir not everyone leaves early on Fridays |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Can I trust you Ives?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You still have close ties to them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | God help you if I find out you helped them |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | steal my delicious chips! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You are all ungrateful of my leadership |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | These chips will be the glue that holds the bbq together! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And here we are, standing idly by |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | as Dan uses that same bag of chips to feed his family! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I’m sure he will use the bag |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to make a lure in his next video |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I PAID for that bag! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We need to find out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | which of those ASSHOLES helped him steal the chips! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Without Zapp’s chips a bbq is not complete and without a bbq |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | these young officers won’t know |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | how much I appreciate them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It’s hard enough to get them to like me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (Collard to Chipres): he’s not always like this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose we could run to the store |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and buy another bag of those delicious chips |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and admit defeat |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but I refuse to surrender |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need a trusted detective to help us find those fucking chips |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I just saw Coward walk by someone go get him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He would never betray us |
