Trump Wants In The Fantasy Football League

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Trump won't take no for an answer to join our fantasy football league...

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00:00 - 00:03The preparations for the draft are on schedule
00:04 - 00:05The beer truck is in route
00:05 - 00:07The Dallas Cowboys cheerlearders are on their way
00:08 - 00:12Charles Barkley has changed his plans and will do stickers
00:12 - 00:15Cohen will be here on time
00:17 - 00:19Cohen's 95% of the battle
00:19 - 00:21You can't fix stupid
00:24 - 00:26Um, Commish
00:27 - 00:28Trump
00:31 - 00:33Trump says if he doesn't get in the league
00:34 - 00:36He'll bomb the shit out of us
00:53 - 00:58Everyone out but JJ, Charlie, Al and Doug
01:13 - 01:15It's like this every year!!!!!
01:15 - 01:17l have Trump up my ass non-stop!!
01:18 - 01:23That fat bastard's gonna bomb the shit out of me??
01:25 - 01:28I've had it with him!!
01:29 - 01:31Get the V2's ready
01:31 - 01:34Captain Adjective is gonna pay the price
01:34 - 01:37He can barely hit a goddamn golf ball
01:37 - 01:40But he thinks he's a fantasy football genius?
01:40 - 01:42If we don't let him in he'll bomb the shit outta us!!
01:42 - 01:46I'll stick a V2 right up his fat ass!!
01:46 - 01:48Maybe we could get Biden instead
01:48 - 01:52Fucking Biden doesn't even know who he is!!
01:53 - 01:54Biden!!
01:56 - 01:57Is that a joke?
01:57 - 02:00I'd rather have Dr. Jill Biden
02:00 - 02:03At least she knows what day of the week it is
02:04 - 02:08This is the shit I have to deal with every day??
02:08 - 02:13Tell Trump to pound salt, he's never getting in!!
02:14 - 02:16I like his policies, but I hate HIM!!!
02:17 - 02:21I'd invite Stalin before I'd have that windbag in the league
02:27 - 02:29Quick, get me a cold IPA
02:30 - 02:34Fuck him, I am the Commish
02:34 - 02:36Tell him no, BIGGLY!!
02:41 - 02:42Over my dead body
02:43 - 02:47It's always something, I can't get a break
02:48 - 02:53Timmy can't see the draft board, but won't move closer
02:54 - 02:56Charlie's shirt's too small
02:56 - 02:59I can't draft on that day!!
03:00 - 03:02I've been in the league 5 years, but don't know the rules!!
03:04 - 03:07He speaks the truth
03:14 - 03:16It's lonely at the top
03:19 - 03:23It's true, nice guys finish last
03:25 - 03:26JJ
03:31 - 03:33Tell Trump to fuck off
03:40 - 03:46We have a league of idiots, but they're MY idiots
03:46 - 03:49Now break out the liquor and beer
03:53 - 03:56and lets draft.......