Airtight
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | We were like hey you, get the F off our network |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It's time, when are you getting off? |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | You signed the AIRTIGHT SETTLEMENT! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Now they sue us and got us by the balls! |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Fast forward to today, we gotta fucking pay 285 to settle the case! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | AIRTIGHT! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | AIRTIGHT! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Mediator says our case is as loose as a whore in Tijuana! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | AIRTIGHT! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We get into mediaiton, fucking hansen goes back and forth with the mediator |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Fields is like look at the settlement!!! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He crushes her like cheap marchon frames....goes to the other side |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Comes back.... |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ..Comes back and says YA'LL R FUCKED! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Get LUBED UP!!! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | OR THIS WILL BE PAINFUL!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | AIRTIGHT! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | It's like a worm got into Hansen's brain! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | It's like a disney movie from hell |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Oh fuck, we left the future of the company in the hands of "Moses and the VAMPIRE!" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | She is fucking smoking |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | coz' there was garlic in the lunch salad |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ok, of...so let's get serious! Do you know how |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | awesome Laura is!!!??? |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | She is filing motions |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | WITHOUT SIGHTING PRECEDENCE! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | The mediator goes |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | you must be fucking stupid |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Throws the whole argument out! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | AIRTIGHT! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Meanwhile..... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Meanwhile..... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Meanwhile...Vampire is sitting there |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | acting like she is watching a match at Wimbledon! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | If I showed you this in an episode of The Office, you will say this so stupid to even be satire! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And Laura? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | So, Laura clutches her head writhing in pain |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Alec goes you might be having MENOPAUSE! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | You can't believe this shit! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Don't worry, we got something better coming our way.... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So, these idiots are out? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | If I tell you what is happening you won't believe it..... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Let's see if we can up the 285 to 2.85B |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Oh, I can't believe this shit is real! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They are in charge of FTC submissions now! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We are fucked like a donkey in Baghdad |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I mean figure out how to cash out your f'ing deferred income and RUN now! |