Hitler Ski Trip
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Hitler plans a ski trip but can't get anyone to commit this year...
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've been planning this ski trip for MONTHS! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | SEVEN GUYS. ZERO FUCKING PLANS. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | HOW HARD CAN THIS BE?! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Apparently, that's fucking impossible. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Let's review these idiots. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ian will probably come. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He might not want to leave new dog, |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but his real concern should be his wife's promiscuous friends |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Still probably a "Yes" |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Then there's Jon. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wants to go to Telluride. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | During GAY SKI WEEK. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | JONNY HAMMERSTICKS, YOU SNEAKY BASTARD! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | His Bronco may be the most reliable aspect of his life |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and he blew me off for a soccer game... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Jo wants extreme backcountry terrain. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But has the stamina of an elderly woman |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HE'S OUT OF BREATH WALKING TO THE LIFT! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kevin can't come. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | His kids have ski races. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Apparently, only Kevin can sharpen their fucking skis. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE'S A WASHED-UP SKI RACER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He'll only ski with us in summer. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | IN FUCKING SOUTH AMERICA! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Frank can't come either. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Four daughters under six. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | HE SHOULD GO PUNCH A HOLE IN A DOOR! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Then there's Colin. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Six-three, claims he's six-six. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Can't ski. Can't snowboard. Always injured. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | His latest injury? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | A FUCKING BOUNCE HOUSE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Last year, we went to Alta. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Shit snow. No nightlife. No women. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A GERIATRIC SAUSAGE PARTY! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | AND SOME FUCKERS WANT TO GO BACK! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I propose Aspen. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Great skiing. Nightlife. Beautiful women. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The women could all be friends with Liz |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The response? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | "TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Jon wants Gay Ski Week. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jo wants to hike until he dies. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Colin can't survive a kid's birthday party. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | THIS GROUP IS A FUCKING DISASTER! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | YOU KNOW WHAT?! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | MAYBE I SHOULD JUST INVITE SHAWN BROWN! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | THE ONE GUY NOBODY WANTS TO FUCKING SKI WITH! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | THAT'S HOW DESPERATE I'VE BECOME! |