ROT Round Tassie 2026

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The chairman's journey round Tassie, as far as Queenstown at least. There's always next year.

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00:00 - 00:03We left Richmond...
00:04 - 00:05Met at the Train Park
00:05 - 00:07And agreed to pause in Ouse
00:08 - 00:12This is where you took the wrong lane
00:12 - 00:15And went to Brighton
00:17 - 00:19They're new roads
00:19 - 00:21Not really my fault
00:24 - 00:26Chairman...
00:27 - 00:28You really fucked up in...
00:31 - 00:33You fucked up in Queenstown
00:34 - 00:36You hit a bloody road cutting
00:53 - 00:58That wasn't my fault either. Out.
01:13 - 01:15Burns said to stand up!
01:15 - 01:17It's easier, Burns said
01:18 - 01:23Fucking lying prick
01:25 - 01:28And they took my pants off
01:29 - 01:31And stole my cap
01:31 - 01:34And tried to take the green whistle
01:34 - 01:37But fuck'em on that point
01:37 - 01:40I'm not sharing the whistle
01:40 - 01:42You were paralytic...
01:42 - 01:46I dont give a fuck! I licked it first.
01:46 - 01:48You were being rude
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a fuck!
01:53 - 01:54Pants!
01:56 - 01:57My commie cap!
01:57 - 02:00And no more green whistle!
02:00 - 02:03Fucking controlling c**ts
02:04 - 02:08Jesus its fucking hard being me
02:08 - 02:13Fuck me and driven to Burnie!
02:14 - 02:16What the fuck is there to do in Burnie
02:17 - 02:21It was a 350cc shitter
02:27 - 02:29What the fuck was that advice
02:30 - 02:34Just stand up he said
02:34 - 02:36Fucking c**t
02:41 - 02:42Oh and Frosty
02:43 - 02:47Controlling bastard
02:48 - 02:53Do this, do that
02:54 - 02:56Worse than mum
02:56 - 02:59Who put the fucking wall there
03:00 - 03:02It was a new fucking bike
03:04 - 03:07Its okay, just an Enfield
03:14 - 03:16A new bike, new
03:19 - 03:23Written off
03:25 - 03:26Burns...
03:31 - 03:33C**t Burns
03:40 - 03:46And his BMW shitter
03:46 - 03:49Grey bloody nomad
03:53 - 03:56Fuck me.