The Race Director is having trouble starting the Race Meeting
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9/27/2026It's the morning of the the BRCA National that Andy talked him into having, and things are getting a bit stressful in race control. The Club committee meet to discuss the problems.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | A bunch of drivers have pitched tents in the wrong place |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And blocked the entry gate |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and pissed off the landowner |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and left a mess after the barbeques last night |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and now there's a queue to get in the track |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | get them to go around |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to the back gate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but John... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the back gate... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | the back gate is blocked by the model shop marquee |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and the BRCA rep can't get in anywhere |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | stay in the room, Dave, Andy, Steve and Bob |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The instructions were on the website! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And on flipping facebook! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I even sent joining instructions in the post! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and it doesn't help |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that Andy's soppy wife is always crying |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and we haven't started scrutineering yet! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i bet all the transponders are wrong |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | it's all your fault Bob! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But I was only supposed to do the Portaloos! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Portaloos and gates you Pillock! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just the portaloos knobhead! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And these BRCA pencils are rubbish! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You muppets! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do I have to go it all myself? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If I left it all to you |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | we all be driving Grasshoppers still! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And Dave's wife has already scoffed the biscuits |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What am I going to have with my tea now? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My arse will eat my pants by lunch! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She's eating for three, and I'm already starving! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I didn't even want the Nationals here. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But Andy kept on about it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wanted a Truck Clubbie |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fucks sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | what's wrong with a nice easy truck meeting? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we'll still be here at 10 tonight at this rate |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | have't even done the briefing yet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that'll be another 40 minutes pissed away |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 40 bloody minutes! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, his piles always make him like this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | and my piles are giving me gyp |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | laying all that Astroturf set them off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | stop touching yourself Bob |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I bet Steve has bought his dogs again |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I bet you I'll end up picking their craps up |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he better not get in the A final |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I could be watching the Grand Prix. |