Hitler reacts to the pump of the century
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We lost so badly it felt like the scoreboard was mocking us, but we'll come back stronger.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The mighty wanderers look ready to play |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Cardio has improved |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Due to the park runs here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | However the competition are also preparing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will assemble at home 26th september |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Im just relieved |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | That we wont go to Kelvedon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Big Oak |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kelvedon |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kelvedon are back this season |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have wormed their way back |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you didnt get a Bosh, Try, Or Step against them |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fucking maggots! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How have they managed that |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Folded like an orgiami crane in a ten-tonne press |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then come back for more |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | like an abused wife |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | we finally shut those tramps up |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even Gresty scored a fucking try |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | at 10 stone in wet clothes |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Big Oak, He had breakfast that week |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He had Rice Krispies, with red top milk!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Big Oak, Its another L for them |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could smell them from the other touchline |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HOT NUT AND PISS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They were choking on us |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Glock glock 3000 style |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | When they arent chatting nonsense |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We finally shut those fuckers up |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I wont deal with those useless cunts on paradise road |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Running their toothless fucking mouths |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We dictated the whole fixture, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Could have been cricket scores |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The tits on their fucking hooker |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | were completely majestic |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | yet disgusting |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | yet we pushed them back endlessley |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | leaving marks where they scraped our sacred ground |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That skinny weasel on the wing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | took time away from cutting his twiggy arms |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to score a gimme try |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sideways for attention, down for results |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If they ran ont he pitch |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | like they run their mouths |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | those orks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They still would have lost |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | but lost with a pictogram of dignity |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We will pump the hairs off their head |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Watering can at the ready |