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Dictator reacts to being chosen 8th in the smf 2027 golf draft
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...my duty to present the 2027 SMF Draft |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | preparations have been made |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | including selection of our leaders, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Captain Nate and Captain Austin |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The fat one, not the tall one |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I accept this honor as the first pick |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will join Nate's team |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Dictator |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You have been selected for Miller Lite |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 7 men have already been selected in front of you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Zach, Snowden and Steve O stay, any alcoholics leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who is drafted in front of me ! ? ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I executed Funk for his drafting in 2024! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now this Indignity |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't tell me they chose the Baby Doctor |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or that White tees pussy, or the tranny lover |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | None of these Stupid Mother Fuckers can even add |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They hand me a scramble scorecard that says |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "we Won 4&3" and ask how many points they have |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, most of these guys are reps |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know, I have to deal with them every day |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | and the others are Ortho, or Steill |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why do you think I organized this group? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | So I can be smart and a good golfer |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I am drafted behind the "Tits" lawyer |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | [REDACTED per ICE MILLER} |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe Prenger with all those championships? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or Jake - he sucks but at least he is fun |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Does it matter that I shit the bed at least one round every year? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I practice all winter on the sim. For Nothing! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | None of you get invited to Arizona. None of you! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Stupid Motherfuckers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I will just have Zach take care of the scoring |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and bus and pairings and meals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Can Kaveh even get on a plane? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did you draft Farrow? His wife hits it longer |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and wife... new Skehan is an abomination |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | At least Gullans won't be ahead of me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No amount of fun is worth that Swing |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Do I have Chatham handicaps on my team? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't mention the Tranny |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I know they will draft Chad last |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Well, maybe Grandpa Watson |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No, Chad for sure |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Line up all of your "Lite Millers" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will chug them now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I accept my fate on the Fat ones team |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Prepare the Jorts |