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Things go wrong when OC C is informed he will be losing his deputy.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok a quick roundup of upcoming staff moves |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gross has ET'd |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So we will dump him in Consol |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lynch is off so we'll be promoting McAuley to Acting OC A |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Vyse to A Sqn, Newham to B Sqn |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So who will be taking McAuley's spot as DSC? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So who will be taking McAuley's spot as DSC? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | OC C... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There will be no DSC C Sqn |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The post will be gapped until 2027 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who's workload remains unchanged after these staff moves can leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you have any idea what this means? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | My DSC does everything for me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do you think fetches me drinks when I am thirsty? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who do you think holds my hat when I'm trying to look important? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That man wasn't just my deputy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He was my entire admin department, morale officer, tea service, and disciplinary authority |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you can forget it if you think I'm working past 1730 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or actually talking to any of the Cadets |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But OC C the Cadets are busy during the day and can only see staff out of hours |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck I'm going swimming |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we could distribute the DSCs workload among the team |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No! Then they will figure out how little I've been doing all this time |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's outrageous |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Next you're going to tell me |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm going to have to run my own weekly A1-9 Sqn meetings |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I wouldn't want to deprive the Sqn staff their weekly dose of me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Without a DSC who's going to give the Cadets bad news? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Surely you don't expect me to actually give them actual feedback? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I became a Sqn Ldr specifically to avoid those conversations |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All I want is for the Cadets to think of me as the good guy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nobody told me being in charge would involve this much involvement |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These Cadets... it's all take take take |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Most of them aren't even Loggies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My whole command structure... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ... was built around one deputy absorbing all my problems |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I'm actually going to have to remember things |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and figure out whatever the fuck a feeding plot is |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't even know where BB329 is |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And I'll be damned if I'm marching anywhere |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Luke Davis will be back soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I didn't even get the COS job |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Then everyone would have known how important I am |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But now... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to actually have to do some work |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I used to know everything about working with fuels |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now I don't even know how to spell ALaRMS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please come back Dean |