| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Goyder, the new season starts Thursday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at the MCG |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here in Melbourne |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It's Richmond v Carlton |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the fans will flock to the game and tv ratings will boom |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So Carlton is away team |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they'll be wearing their clash - the white |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Navy Blue |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | it's a big 4 match-up |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so they have different rules |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave except you 3 - Auld, Dillon and Gil |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual F$*k! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | it looks like a f$*cken mess! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | a sh!tshow! a total clusterF$*k |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who makes these decisions? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Gil? Dillon? Auld? which one of you? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Explain it to me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Come on! Try. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | it's total bullsh$t |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fuhrer its what the fans want |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Which fans? Those over 70 years of age? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | No, we read it on BigFooty |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BigFooty? BigFooty? f$*k off with that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's not that hard |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Make the teams contrast |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | So its easy to watch |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This is just bullsh!t |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Each and every year |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | the same sh!t |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't we do things right |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even the Russians can do this - yes Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am just over it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm watching the world game |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | yes soccer |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Amateurs |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's really not that f$*ken hard! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Gil and Dillon and Auld go f$*k yourselves |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or eachother i dont care |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You are keeping us in the dark ages |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you'll bring up the white away shorts policy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Freo can still wear all white (noone watches them) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i've had it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | its 2023 and this still happens |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | why |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | contrast |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | dark and light, it's so simple |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | no big 4 special rules. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i love your work billy ray |
