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00:00 - 00:03Once again results are phenomenal
00:04 - 00:05A8 is top in kirklees
00:05 - 00:07as are our English results
00:08 - 00:12Heck Grammar beat us but they dont count
00:12 - 00:15Almost every other school didn't even come close
00:17 - 00:19What do you mean almost every school
00:19 - 00:21Surely you mean all of them?
00:24 - 00:26Mr Stitchman
00:27 - 00:28Honley...
00:31 - 00:33Honley got 69.6% Grade 5's in English and Maths
00:34 - 00:36They increased by 15%
00:53 - 00:58Everybody out except SLT and heads of English and Maths
01:13 - 01:1569.6%!
01:15 - 01:17How the hell did they get 69.6%
01:18 - 01:23I spend all year slagging them off...
01:25 - 01:28Sending spies to open evening...
01:29 - 01:31And for what?
01:31 - 01:34What will we threaten the naughty kids with now?
01:34 - 01:37Go to Honley, get better GCSEs?
01:37 - 01:40What a waste of time sending them Marley Johnson
01:40 - 01:42Mr Stichman, Marley was in year 10 last year
01:42 - 01:46I dont give a fuck what year he was in!
01:46 - 01:48Mr Stichman, nobody saw it coming
01:48 - 01:52Liz Fucking Lord saw it coming...
01:53 - 01:54And that Dickhead Hewitt
01:56 - 01:57All those RAG meetings...
01:57 - 02:00So much for them being bollocks
02:00 - 02:03They added 15% for fucks sake!
02:04 - 02:08I thought we'd trashed their reputation so much
02:08 - 02:13That they only got the kids with horrendous attendance these days
02:14 - 02:162nd to Together Learning Trust
02:17 - 02:21How am I going to hold my head up when I next see Lordy?
02:27 - 02:29Someone go get Shona
02:30 - 02:34She told me they were all shit
02:34 - 02:36Not one of them worth poaching
02:41 - 02:42That settles it...
02:43 - 02:47We're going to have to go. Cross that infernal 'green line'
02:48 - 02:53Make sure our shirts are tucked in and are phones aren't visible
02:54 - 02:56I'll do the English Questions
02:56 - 02:59But Im going to swerve Stevo and his maths whiteboard
03:00 - 03:02And if Hansom mentions my socks...
03:04 - 03:07Who knew Nike ticks did make a difference
03:14 - 03:16First things first though
03:19 - 03:23Its open evening in a couple of weeks
03:25 - 03:26What will I say?
03:31 - 03:33I've spent a decade
03:40 - 03:46Basing my speech on how much better we are than them
03:46 - 03:49And now its all gone...
03:53 - 03:56Honley are number one