James Hitler
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7/3/2026Hitler finds out that not all friends are willing to pay up.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The offseason has begun. It’s time to get a deal. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can consider Miami, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or perhaps Cleveland. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Regardless, we should try to maximize your payment… |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but cap space is tight around the league. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Relax. I’ll be back in Philadelphia. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I was promised a deal. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | James… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Daryl… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Daryl Morey is worried about your age. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He won’t give you the max. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks that I don’t deliver in the playoffs…get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DARYL MOREY IS A LIAR, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | AND I WILL NEVER BE A PART OF AN ORGANIZATION |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE IS A PART OF AGAIN. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Let me say that again… |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DARYL MOREY IS A LIAR, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND I WILL NEVER BE A PART |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT HE IS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | A PART OF AGAIN! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But James, Daryl knows what he’s doing, he’s a great General Man- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE CUT CHAMPAGNIE FOR MCLUNG! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But James. Mac was awesome in the Dunk Contest. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Dunk Contest?! I need a championship! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And Isaiah Joe! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Don’t get me started! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Morey and Harris are cheap, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Philly will never win with them! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what does Elton Brand even do here?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I wouldn’t resign with this organization for half a billion! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I demand the respect I deserve! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would have beaten Golden State if Trevor Ariza didn’t forget how to shoot! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Russell hasn’t won. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am more worthy than that stat padder! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But Kevin… |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He joined the best team! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SO HE GETS A RING FOR WIMPING OUT?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But I am stuck not even getting my max? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I will make my money. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | No matter what it takes! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Screw them! I will opt in to the deal! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s okay, he does this every year. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But do we have leverage? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No matter. There’s no other option. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They must trade me. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Hopefully somewhere good. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Never will I make this mistake again. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Trusting people. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | May God have mercy on us all. |