The Minions Worked for Hitler
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The Minions director claims no Minions worked for Hitler. We know that's not true.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy has made a breakthrough on a wide front. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In the south, they took Zossen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and are advancing towards Stahnsdorf. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are at the northern city border between Frohnau and Pankow |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | In the east, they reached Lichtenbert, Mahlsdorf, and Karlshorst. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Kevin's assault |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will bring it under control. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Kevin ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Kevin could not mobilize enough Minions. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wasn't able to carry out his assault. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Buchdorf. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Kevin's attack was an order!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who do you think you are to dare to disobey an order that I give!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Is this what it has come to? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Minions have been lying to me!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everyone has been lying to me. Even James! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Minions are just a bunch of... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...mischievous, yellow cowards! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I cannot allow you to insult the Minions! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are shaped like a Previtin bottle! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, this is outrageous! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The Minions are the scum of mole people! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They aren't even funny! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They just look really weird. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Some have two eyes, some only have one! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They walk around in their dumb overalls, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and their dumb goggles! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People think their innocence and wide-eyed wonder |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | makes them relatable! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What I should have done is turn them into glue, as Stalin did! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I never understood their fake language. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yet I have used them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to conquer all of Europe! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Minions!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They were comedy relief in one kids' movie! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a monstrous result the way they are everywhere now! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But all the Minions will pay! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They will pay with their yellow blood! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Ed, Dick, Bob, and even Otto! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerta, Otto is safe. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My orders have fallen on deaf ears. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Under these circumstances, I am no longer able to lead... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war ... is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen, if you believe the Minions can carry three spin-off films... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You are seriously mistaken. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I would rather blow my brains out than see that. |