1st Grade Project
Boring phonix stuff. Reading, writing, and arithmetic. Don't forget hyjinx.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Zach's Heat Map |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Proves that Horsham is |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the fire factory we've always |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | said it was. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we are finally getting seen as the Kentland of Montco. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Norristown and Pottstown |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can Suck It!! |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chief... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We need to inform you... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that Cataldi is the new CJ. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that has vacuumed up Cataldi's dog's hair leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | AI is taking over the fire service. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Every week Zach has a new graph. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But, you know what? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We still get people like CJ and Cataldi |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Riding the apparatus. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Engine X with four! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But two of the four are window lickers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | looking for stipend pay, |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | and updates for Montco Fire board. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Exactly!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The fire board is important. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a bunch of keyboard firefighters, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Volunteers... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Trying to deny the fact that the |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | volunteer fire service is dead, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but too egotistical to admit it openly. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They might loose their SUV and white helmet, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | When it becomes clear the have no idea what the are doing. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The "Doing it for Free" argument has left the station. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They all collect money for "volunteering". |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I rode the back step, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and wore hip boots. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I stood up in the jump seats. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now, nobody will wash the truck... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | without "getting credit" for LOSAP. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The banquet used to be our thank you. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now it's gift cards and Eagles tickets... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because you "protected" your community. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and avoided the dreaded career firegfighter! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | One response check isn't so bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We try... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but when all your career firefighters are tied up at the Jew Center... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on bullshit, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we are left with CJ, Cataldi, CSF ( and his dad). |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And Hatboro! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I need a Cock Sucking Gin and Tonic, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and Dags to get black-out drunk. |