Hitler reacts to England beating Congo 2-1
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Hitler gets the latest update of the England game after being told they were 1-0 down.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The results from the round of 32 are in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Germany made it to penalties, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tah's penalty went this way, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Paraguay have won the shootout... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and they've now sent Germany packing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With Congo beating England, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll be able to celebrate. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Harry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Harry Kane scored two late goals |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | England are in the last 16 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is afraid of Chalobah coming off the bench, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How on earth did that team score! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Madueke started the game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He played like a Paralympian |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They had to rely on Eze from the bench! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been planning this with Tuchel for months! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told him not to take Trent |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He started fucking Djed Spence |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they have to play Mexico next |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't fucking care about their next game |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Mexico have not CONCEDED a goal |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All the more reason it won't be embarressing |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They may even lose! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | But I was looking for a repeat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | of the Iceland defeat in 2016 |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | So they can all get zero ratings in the papers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They teased us until the last moment |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now we have to listen to Wonderwall... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | as if they just won the world cup! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't even care that we failed to make it to the last 16 the last 3 world cups! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's about England |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I love watching England lose, it warms my heart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What makes the world cup entertaining |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What a disaster! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We convinced Musiala to play for us! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even looked passed his skin colour! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But we couldn't get Harry Kane... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That blonde haired, blue eyed twat! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's who I wanted on my team instead! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I think you better hide that Kane poster |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is just the beginning... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll sing "10 German Bombers", |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and taunt us... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | with the RAF. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I guess we better prepare for the radio stations... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and listen to "Three Lions" on repeat |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Djed Spence |