Hitler Reacts to Graham Platner Campaign
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7/1/2026Not happy to be losing to Susan Collins, Hitler takes out his anger on Graham Platner.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So us Democrats have a tough Senate map |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have to win in a bunch of red States |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Including Iowa, Texas and Alaska |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We must also win North Carolina |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And then there's Maine. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Maine is a Blue State |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will win it easily |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our candidate... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We nominated Graham Platner |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's losing to Susan Collins. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Schumer and other establishment shills |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did we nominate this idiot? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He has one of my tatoos! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's sexting dick picks a year into his marriage! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There's a bad story coming out about him every week. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But "he's against the establishment" they said |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who cares? He has a tatoo loved by the SS!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We could have just nominated a f*cking nobody State Rep |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But we just HAD to put forward this clown |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He is engaging our base... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who gives a shit about our base? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We lost to Susan Collins with an establishment shill last time |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a D+6 environment. Any boring pol could beat Collins this year! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But we had to "shake things up." |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now we're stuck with a downwardly mobile fuckup |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who doesn't even own a real oyster farm. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | His mom is his only customer! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He's posing as a man of the people, but his father bought him a house! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | His entire lifestory is a lie. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We're pissing away our best pickup opportunity! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | One of the wost strategic mistakes since I tried to beat Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's over. We'll never beat Collins. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | She'll be "concerned" while voting for all of Donald Trump's nominees. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All because some rich white socialists thought |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they found their new play thing. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We should have gone with the geriatric |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | boring ass Governor, Janet Mills! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now, we can only win the Senate |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | if we win in some R+10 red State. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Relying on a guy to win Texas who said "God is non-binary." |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He gets upset when we become the 2010s tea party |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All because he's critical of Israel |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And can dress up like a blue collar worker |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Idiot primary voters. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "He's a good public speaker" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Susan Collins sounds like she's in the middle of a labotomy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And she's leading him by 3 in the polls. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | She'll be in the Senate until 2033. |