Mark goes power mad
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Mark is the gaffer of the squadron for one day and the chaos ensues
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lads close in mark wants us |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Make sure we’re all |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Around SHQ at 1100hrs |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has a few points from the number 2 inspection this morn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | A few to mention |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | A bacca and a red bull |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Staff has brought his shoes painted |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mark we’re sorry it’s not |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our fault |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mark It’s scotty we’re mates! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The lads have the power |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | This is not how i expect standards in this squadron, troopers fuck off now, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Edge you were on parade with a fuckin |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Bacca and a family pack of red bulls, are you fucking stupid |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Scotty your boys, where the fuck do I even |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Start, are you running a |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking VIVARIUM they are reptilian |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I ought to give the lot of you ROPS, at the |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Very least an AGAI, I’ve been left in charge |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mark calm down mate your to mad! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Millie shut up, I’m in charge of this party the SSM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mark mate come on don’t be a dick |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Millie I told you before dont fucking interrupt |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Me again, the SSM left |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Me in charge not you |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you not understand the pressure I am |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Under, duties, G1, shitshow inspection |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And back to staffs fucking shoes has he been down B&Q |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And bought volspar premium black fucking gloss is that what we’re doing |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Now, this is sending my head Fred west |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For the love of god, sort your fucking troops out I do not expect |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Any of this, work with me guys |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Adam has left me in charge not any of you, me mark! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Respect my inherited authority |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And while I’m on it I’m |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Changing the summer duties, edge don’t think you’re dodging this one |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You’ve promoted you’re taking back dated duties back from the start |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Of the year, Millie I’ve also |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Looked at JAMES why is the fleet non task worthy |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We’re a god damn armoured cavalry sqn |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Smith it’s ok mate it’s ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There’s going to be serious |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Repercussions Thursday morning when Adam is back mark my words |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You’ve failed me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Completely fucking bogged it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This was my moment to shine and you’ve all completely torpedoed me, sunk me fully. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | One job a 2s inspection that’s all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Couldn’t organise a piss up. |