Stan Sailor Building Lubricant Caper

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Warden goes ballistic over missing lubricant But then decides maybe they are not using it for ass pounding, but cooking.

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00:00 - 00:03Thank you for attending todays briefing
00:04 - 00:05It happened right here
00:05 - 00:07here, here and here too
00:08 - 00:12The lubricant was in each place
00:12 - 00:15But then it wasnt
00:17 - 00:19Its lost or stolen
00:19 - 00:21Or was it spread like this
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28its just
00:31 - 00:33Sir they bang each other
00:34 - 00:36With this lubricant
00:53 - 00:58What are the COs, Corporals, Sgts Doing
01:13 - 01:15Watching Youtube!!
01:15 - 01:17Or Football on Sundays!
01:18 - 01:23No More, Asses are being Pounded Nightly
01:25 - 01:28And without my consent
01:29 - 01:31It must stop
01:31 - 01:34Keefe Needs Sand in the Lube
01:34 - 01:37And that will stop the pipe cleaning
01:37 - 01:40And if it doesnt, I swear
01:40 - 01:42More Vigelance is needed
01:42 - 01:46Thats right Corporal Fleagle
01:46 - 01:48Thank you sir
01:48 - 01:52I'm so pissed right now
01:53 - 01:54Leave me
01:56 - 01:57So I can digest this
01:57 - 02:00This has got to stop and now
02:00 - 02:03And if it doesnt...
02:04 - 02:08Everyone gets strip searched
02:08 - 02:13and blue gloved bam bam
02:14 - 02:16Balls will be pulled
02:17 - 02:21Assholes spread apart wide
02:27 - 02:29Sorry, im worked up
02:30 - 02:34Ill give my all from my heart
02:34 - 02:36to stop this bunghole pounding
02:41 - 02:42it doesnt stop then
02:43 - 02:47I'll personally shake down the quad
02:48 - 02:53And Strip down every offender
02:54 - 02:56and if that doesnt work
02:56 - 02:59Let them be disgusting
03:00 - 03:02and let them explode
03:04 - 03:07Ill make them explode
03:14 - 03:16hold on guys
03:19 - 03:23maybe im being a little dramatic
03:25 - 03:26just
03:31 - 03:33maybe
03:40 - 03:46they are not using it for what we think
03:46 - 03:49maybe its for microwave cooking
03:53 - 03:56as you were