| 00:00 - 00:03 | DADDY, HERE IS A MAP OF GREENLAND |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | NEW GOLF COURSES |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | HOTELS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A NEW CRYPTO COIN |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | YOUR FINANCIAL EMPIRE IS GROWING |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | AM I AS RICH AS ELON? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I MEAN, WITH HIS NEW PACKAGE.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MY DADDY |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | SO FAR |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | YOUR CRYPTO IS UP 800% |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | BUT IF WE ADD THE GAZA LANDS |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | EVERYONE EXCEPT JD, SCOTT, STEPHEN AND MARCO OUT.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE MUST TAKE ICELAND NOW! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TO PROVE I AM THE GREATEST.. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE BEST LOVED DICTATOR IN HISTORY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I AM THE WEALTHIEST DADDY IN HISTORY |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | BUT ELON? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU SAY HE'S GOT MORE MONEY? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHERE'S KAROLINE LEAVITT WHEN I NEED HER? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | SHE LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | BUT DADDY WE DO.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEN YOU PROVE IT!! I NEED ANOTHER 11,780 BITCOIN!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | BUT DADDY, IT'S SPENT ON I.C.E. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BULLETS ARE CHEAPER THAN TEAR GAS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | JUST SHOOT THE PROTESTERS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IF WE SAVE THERE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE CAN HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE BITCOIN! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE CAN BUY ICELAND EASILY! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | IT'S AN ICY PLACE BUT WE NEED IT! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEY CALL ME DADDY THERE! I'M SAVING THEM! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I AM THE MOST STABLE GENIUS OF ALL TIME! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | KAROLINE EVEN SAID SO TO THAT DUMB REPORTER! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WE NEED ICELAND... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ALL I ASK... FOR ONE SMALL PLACE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A PLACE WHERE THEY LOVE ME.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DOGSLEDS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MAYBE A FEW WARMING HUTS FOR GOLFERS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | EVER SINCE EPSTEIN DIED I'VE FELT SO ALONE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I KNOW THAT BEAUTY PAGEANTS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | IN ICELAND ARE NOT AS FUN |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY HAVE TO WEAR COATS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | IT'S OK, HE CAN STILL GRAB US IF HE WANTS |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | WE COULD INVADE ICELAND TOMORROW |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A CONCEPT OF A PLAN |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | EPSTEIN IS GONE |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | BUT NOT FORGOTTEN |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I MISS MY BUDDY AND THE GIRLS. THEY USED TO SIT ON MY LAP |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ESPECIALLY THAT 14 YEAR OLD BLOND |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | CALL THE EU, I'LL SIGN A PLAN |
