Hitler rages about 2026 Genshin
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Hitler had high expectations for the Genshin 6.6 patch but is then informed of the situation.
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Bageraiter1 month ago
Actually goated.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 6.6 patch drops tomorrow, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with two new characters. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | First half is Nicole, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then next month, your favorite… Lohen. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but his latest calcs are… not good. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It’s fine, he’s standard - |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so we’ll just get his constellations at the Anniversary Event. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Vajyne... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Lohen... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Lohen is no longer a standard character. He's limited now. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His DPS is also lower than Varka. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you also play either HSR, ZZZ, or WuWa, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING HOYOVERSE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ALL WE WANTED WAS ONE GOOD STANDARD CHARACTER! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They baited us with a cool design and a unique Burst animation - |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and turned him into a limited banner at the last second! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YET HE'S SOMEHOW WEAKER THAN VARKA?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've always said this game is a scam! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm not pulling BOTH Durin and Nicole just to make him work. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | These new meta teams requiring multiple 5* to work are bullshit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Vajyne, we can still skip him - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Skip a Cryo polearm goth male character for my account?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Everyone is pulling for Nicole instead - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Nicole is nothing but gooner fanservice! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Angel Whore! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now who's gonna lead my third Stygian team, huh? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tighnari has carried me to Stygian Hard - but now what? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you really think I want to keep playing DMC?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've been trying to get Kuki for the last 6 months - |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and all I have is a Charlotte, a Kaveh, and a fucking Dehya C3! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And don't get me started on the artifact farming - |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The next time they give me another DEF% circlet - I'm quitting! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's over.. National team is DEAD. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's only about the new Stellar now. Stellar or Lunar. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And you need TWO characters for those. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But the bosses resists everything else. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I refuse to pay twice as much to build a team just for Stygian cosmetics! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And now I'm supposed to be hyped for Sandrone?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She doesn't even buff Physical DMG. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why do we allow Hoyo to do this to us?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She was supposed to bring my beloved Rosaria off the bench! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay - Rosaria can still help with the Theater. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know why I even buy the Welkins anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was hoping to get Prune while pulling for Lohen - |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but they moved her to Nicole’s banner. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And now I can’t pull - |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | because I'm at 57 pity right now and I can't risk it! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now, of course I could still lose the 50%-50%... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I’m still going to pull for Lohen. |