England Loses the Second Test
19 views7/3/2023
After Australian won a game of cricket in London English fans blame their loss on the umpires
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | It's called Cricket |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | When a batsman is given out |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | by an Umpire |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He leaves the ground. The Spirit. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Johnny Bairstow was given out |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | But he didn't want to leave |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The English fans are furious |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They say Australians are the cheaters |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Their captain made 155 and they still bang on |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Some say all Australians are wankers |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Some of these people voted for for Brexit |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | ... sold their water systems |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | ..voted for Margaret Thatcher |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | ..think Boris Johnson is a genius |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | ..read The Sun |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | ..do what Rupert Murdoch tells them |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Their King was caught |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | making a phone call to |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | his girlfriend |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and his wife found out |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The King's brother |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | was caught schmoozing |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | with a teenager and |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | his mother had to pay |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | a Queen's ransom |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Wait, there is more. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | They made Tony Abbott.. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | ...their Trade Minister |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Tony Abbott was deposed as Australian Prime Minister after he ate a raw onion |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | ..and they made him their Trade Minister! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Wait, there is more |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | They accepted Alexander Downer |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | as Australian Ambassador. |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | ..and they reckon Australians are wankers |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Un-Bloody-Believable. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Yeh, Fish-Net Stockings |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Auld Curly Top |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Sold them a lemon |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Not as bad as the Kiwis |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They dumped Brendan MacCallum on them |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | BazBall? It's Kiwi for Losing |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | You would think they would |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | have worked it out by now |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Two Tests in |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Two testes is a full bag |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The Poms are on the ropes |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | See you in Leeds |