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The funny struggles of manufacturing. We all have these kinds of days.

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00:00 - 00:03The customer called this morning
00:04 - 00:05They want us to finish
00:05 - 00:07270 & 271 quickly.
00:08 - 00:12It can be done but we will have to
00:12 - 00:15decide what to do about the transmission
00:17 - 00:19Sounds good, can we just
00:19 - 00:21put transfluids in them?
00:24 - 00:26Slight problem,
00:27 - 00:28The model...
00:31 - 00:33The model had a PR1 in it
00:34 - 00:36The mounts wont work.
00:53 - 00:58Ronnie, Daniel, Caleb, give us a minute...
01:13 - 01:15What the hell!
01:15 - 01:17That bus didn't even have a PR1!
01:18 - 01:23Why is it always something else! Every day, it's another
01:25 - 01:28M. Night Shymalan plot twist!
01:29 - 01:31Damn I hated Signs!!
01:31 - 01:34I feel like we're building machinery
01:34 - 01:37on f#$%ing Shutter Island!
01:37 - 01:40I guess now we have to put the Clark back in it!
01:40 - 01:42We cant, we already have covers for it!
01:42 - 01:46Well then scrap the covers and get new ones!
01:46 - 01:48what about driveshafts, mounts, an...
01:48 - 01:52Then screw it lets put a transfluid in it!
01:53 - 01:54Its a better transmission anyways!
01:56 - 01:57If we use that Clark we
01:57 - 02:00will have to turn the whole engine around
02:00 - 02:03which will just screw everything else up!
02:04 - 02:08First it's splined hollow shafts, and now this!
02:08 - 02:13I'm glad they only have two of these monstrosities!
02:14 - 02:16We have to be supplier NUMBER 1
02:17 - 02:21But it will be hard when we are polishing turds!
02:27 - 02:29One day, we will be...
02:30 - 02:34...the number one supplier for several large companies
02:34 - 02:36and we will make mad profits!
02:41 - 02:42Every day now,
02:43 - 02:47I feel like I'm throwing pigs into the air, hoping they will fly!
02:48 - 02:53But usually they just hit the ground...
02:54 - 02:56At least our work is quality.
02:56 - 02:59We do such good work that we are the go to
03:00 - 03:02for the bastard buses that nobody wants!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, only a few bastard buses...
03:14 - 03:16We just have to make it work.
03:19 - 03:23I would rather sandpaper the asshole of an alligator...
03:25 - 03:26...in a telephone booth...
03:31 - 03:33...than rebuild these two buses again.
03:40 - 03:46If I eat any more ice cream I am going to crap cold brew sorbet down to my socks..
03:46 - 03:49They had a sale last week.
03:53 - 03:56On ice cream, not on socks...