| 00:00 - 00:03 | The draft will be at Keith's house this year. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We're 60% certain his wife is cool with it. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Half of us will come from the South. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The rest of us that we're smart enough to leave after high school will come from the North |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We're hoping for a 3 o' clock start time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | There are several bars close by. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Alright. So we're going to start precisely at 3 o' clock. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | They want to vote |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | on rule changes |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bringing kickers back, adding a flex, eliminating keepers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Possibly adding keepers. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you have less than $100 in your DK account get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Motherfucking rule changes! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That'll take 2 goddamn days! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Remember last draft?! When someone wanted an escalating keeper! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How about the draft before that!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Let's get rid of Defenses! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Let's add an additional Flex and everyone gets 2 kickers! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No one is ever fucking happy! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don't even get paid to auctioneer this goddman thing! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The guys want to put it to a vote and then we will move on.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | VOTE ON IT!? IT'LL BE A SHOUTING MATCH! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Some guys would like to vote and see where we stand. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'll tell you where we stand-find somone else to run this circus is where we stand! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm gonna hear it from Eric! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Eric is gonna have a coronary. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Wait until he punches someone in the face on purpose. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Possibly me or his own brother |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Or anyone with the last name Stephens. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Im too fucking old for this shit. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'lll have a goddamn coronary with him. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Then we will see who you get to run this shit show.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least Kenny is safe in Texas. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I'm here eating everyone's shit burgers. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He's just uses Zoom and is free as a bird |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He uses Zoom |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We all used Zoom during COVID and it sucked |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We voted on that too! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Since voting works so goddamn well. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Let's vote on if the sun should come up. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Let's vote on having a goddamn draft at all. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He'll calm down after the edibles kick in. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I honestly considered ditching this year |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and going on the wine trails |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with my wife. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You guys are THAT bad. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I would rather sit through a full Catholic wedding. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I am NOT going to spend time with my family. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll see you on Sunday. |
