Trump learns the reality about America

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Trump learns the hard reality about America from his closest allies

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00:00 - 00:03This is a map of our latest operation
00:04 - 00:05We plan to deploy both ICE and the National Guard
00:05 - 00:07to surround the area and move in
00:08 - 00:12We should be able to complete the purge in 3 to 5 days
00:12 - 00:15Here around the town of Berlin, New Hampshire
00:17 - 00:19You mean that sh*thole with Bernie Sanders?
00:19 - 00:21And all the smelly hippies?
00:24 - 00:26Mr President, that's Vermont
00:27 - 00:28It's not far away, but different
00:31 - 00:33He's right, Mr. Trump. Both in New England.
00:34 - 00:36That's the area east of New York.
00:53 - 00:58No lectures. Rubio, Miller, Hegseth, Bessent, can stay. The rest of you get the f*ck out.
01:13 - 01:15I have beaten inflation!
01:15 - 01:17I have stopped eight wars!
01:18 - 01:23I won the f*cking FIFA Peace Prize!
01:25 - 01:28And now you tell me I'm sent ICE to some tiny town in the middle of nowhere?
01:29 - 01:31Why is it even called New England?
01:31 - 01:34Our people left England and couldn't come up with ONE better name?
01:34 - 01:37I bet it's just a bunch of wealthy white people there, too!
01:37 - 01:40With their f*cking LL Bean boots and sweaters.
01:40 - 01:42Sir it's more complicated than that
01:42 - 01:46Don't they vote for the EVIL LIBERAL DEMOCRATS?
01:46 - 01:48Most of the time, yes, but they're very indepdendent
01:48 - 01:52"Independent" is just some word for filthy libs and RINOs
01:53 - 01:54Where are the immigrants??
01:56 - 01:57I'll send ICE to Boston,then.
01:57 - 02:00We'll raid their universities and medical centers
02:00 - 02:03And send those brown people away from here
02:04 - 02:08Back to whatever sh*thole country we can, I don't care where. Genovia is fine!
02:08 - 02:13Don't tell me that's a fake country, I saw Princess Diaries and I know it's true. With the girl.
02:14 - 02:16And they can take all their life-saving work with them
02:17 - 02:21With RFK's medical knowledge we can give those jobs to unemployed construction workers.
02:27 - 02:29And now you'll tell me we deported the construction workers.
02:30 - 02:34Well go find some more! We have 350 million people out there.
02:34 - 02:36Surely some of them know how a beaker works.
02:41 - 02:42I still want to know where Venezola is!
02:43 - 02:47Narcoterrorists are destroying us and real Americans are being deprived of domestic opioids!
02:48 - 02:53Somebody get the Sacklers on the phone, we can pull some strings
02:54 - 02:56Unless of course they're not available.
02:56 - 02:59But while we wait I need my meds, I can't even focus here
03:00 - 03:02Some of that blue stuff like in Breaking Bad
03:04 - 03:07It's okay. But we might need to go see Heisenberg soon
03:14 - 03:16And now you'll tell me that's not real, either.
03:19 - 03:23Steve Bannon told me Princess Diaries and Breaking Bad were both documentaries.
03:25 - 03:26And I believed him. Just like with Idiocracy.
03:31 - 03:33Was Idiocracy fiction, too?
03:40 - 03:46Everything you've all told me was a lie. Wasn't it? How long has this been going on?
03:46 - 03:49And I've built two presidencies on this.
03:53 - 03:56Well, time to post a few things on Truth Social. Where's my phone?