| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is a map of our latest operation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We plan to deploy both ICE and the National Guard |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to surround the area and move in |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should be able to complete the purge in 3 to 5 days |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Here around the town of Berlin, New Hampshire |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean that sh*thole with Bernie Sanders? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And all the smelly hippies? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr President, that's Vermont |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's not far away, but different |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's right, Mr. Trump. Both in New England. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That's the area east of New York. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | No lectures. Rubio, Miller, Hegseth, Bessent, can stay. The rest of you get the f*ck out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have beaten inflation! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have stopped eight wars! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I won the f*cking FIFA Peace Prize! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now you tell me I'm sent ICE to some tiny town in the middle of nowhere? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Why is it even called New England? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Our people left England and couldn't come up with ONE better name? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I bet it's just a bunch of wealthy white people there, too! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | With their f*cking LL Bean boots and sweaters. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir it's more complicated than that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't they vote for the EVIL LIBERAL DEMOCRATS? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Most of the time, yes, but they're very indepdendent |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | "Independent" is just some word for filthy libs and RINOs |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Where are the immigrants?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll send ICE to Boston,then. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We'll raid their universities and medical centers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And send those brown people away from here |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Back to whatever sh*thole country we can, I don't care where. Genovia is fine! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don't tell me that's a fake country, I saw Princess Diaries and I know it's true. With the girl. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And they can take all their life-saving work with them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | With RFK's medical knowledge we can give those jobs to unemployed construction workers. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now you'll tell me we deported the construction workers. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Well go find some more! We have 350 million people out there. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Surely some of them know how a beaker works. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I still want to know where Venezola is! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Narcoterrorists are destroying us and real Americans are being deprived of domestic opioids! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Somebody get the Sacklers on the phone, we can pull some strings |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Unless of course they're not available. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But while we wait I need my meds, I can't even focus here |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Some of that blue stuff like in Breaking Bad |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. But we might need to go see Heisenberg soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now you'll tell me that's not real, either. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Steve Bannon told me Princess Diaries and Breaking Bad were both documentaries. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And I believed him. Just like with Idiocracy. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Was Idiocracy fiction, too? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Everything you've all told me was a lie. Wasn't it? How long has this been going on? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And I've built two presidencies on this. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well, time to post a few things on Truth Social. Where's my phone? |
