Iran's Last General Gets the Oil Bill
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Iran thought they still had oil revenue. Then the US Navy showed up with a blockade, 13 days of storage, and a Truth Social post about loading up tankers. The cement truck is already on its way to Kharg Island.
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| 00:00 - 00:04 | Sir, the remaining command staff have assembled. |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | The Americans released targeting coordinates. One strike package. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Where is General Bagheri? Gone. |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | Hajizadeh? Pakpour? Salami? Gone |
| 00:17 - 00:25 | At least we still have the oil. Americans spared Kharg Island. We can rebuild. |
| 00:25 - 00:29 | Sir. |
| 00:29 - 00:34 | The Americans announced a naval blockade. All Iranian ports. Effective immediately. |
| 00:34 - 00:52 | ...A blockade. Every ship intercepted. No oil moving. Nothing. |
| 00:52 - 01:13 | I am the only general left? And 3 Generals that were hiding in tents. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | TELL ME ABOUT THE NAVY. |
| 01:15 - 01:19 | There is no navy! Now it's just a concept. |
| 01:19 - 01:20 | Surface fleet, submarines, patrol boats — all gone. |
| 01:20 - 01:26 | A US destroyer handled most of it while rotating its crew. The incoming crew took photos. |
| 01:26 - 01:29 | The Air Force no longer exists! |
| 01:29 - 01:32 | F-35s took the radar, runways, and planes. |
| 01:32 - 01:35 | Then the planes we hid in the mountains. They found those as well. |
| 01:35 - 01:41 | Seventeen aircraft made it into the air. |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | We are not still checking how many returned. The missile program. |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | Israel handled that. Ninety minutes. |
| 01:45 - 01:46 | They sent a text. The tone was mocking. |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | WHAT ABOUT THE STORAGE. |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | Our storage is at capacity. Production has nowhere to go. |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | We exhaust all storage in thirteen days. |
| 01:56 - 02:01 | Thirteen days. And then what happens? |
| 02:01 - 02:04 | We plug the damn wells. Cement into the wellbore. Capped under pressure. |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | And then we unplug them when the blockade ends. |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Not that simple! Years of remediation per well. |
| 02:14 - 02:21 | Years for the larger fields. Possibly permanent reservoir pressure loss. |
| 02:21 - 02:25 | Tens of billions in long-term damage. |
| 02:25 - 02:34 | The Americans bombed AROUND our oil to preserve it for themselves. |
| 02:34 - 02:41 | They are making us destroy our own oil fields by simply blockading us. |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | HE'S POSTING ABOUT IT ON TRUTH SOCIAL?! |
| 02:43 - 02:49 | Trump said empty tankers are heading to America to "LOAD UP," |
| 02:49 - 02:54 | He told China to buy oil from America instead. "A great deal for everyone." |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | China. Our biggest customer. |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | China sent three tankers to Texas this week! |
| 03:00 - 03:05 | Has Mojtaba issued guidance on the blockade? |
| 03:05 - 03:14 | Written statement. Read by a TV presenter. No video. No audio. |
| 03:14 - 03:19 | He said we retain the key to the Strait of Hormuz. |
| 03:19 - 03:25 | We retain the KEY. While our wells are PLUGGED and our OIL goes to CHINA. |
| 03:25 - 03:32 | The statement said we would open "other fronts" |
| 03:32 - 03:41 | WHAT OTHER FRONTS?! We have three generals and a cement truck at Kharg Island! |
| 03:41 - 03:45 | Oil exports last month? Nearly five billion dollars. Our best month in years. |
| 03:45 - 03:46 | And this month? |
| 03:46 - 03:54 | Zero. As of 10am this morning. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ? |
| 03:54 - 03:57 | Tell state TV we are "strategically recalibrating our petroleum posture." |
| 03:57 - 04:00 | And the engineers at Kharg Island? ...Tell them to use the good cement. |
| 04:00 - 04:05 | ? |