Dear Dani Deranged Due to Dose Disuse Debacle
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Danielle Smith is a little bit upset over the fact she just wasted $80 million dollars on knock off Tylenol
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | So that shipment of Parol |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we ordered has finally |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | arrived and it is finally |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | approved for sale by |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Health Canada so we can stock it at pharamcies |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Alright, perfect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let's get me that boost in the polls |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Great leader Dani.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's uhhh.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There's no more shortage |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Noone wants this stuff |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out, except Copping, Dr. Cowell, Dr. Alexander |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | noone wants this stuff?!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know how much I spent on this shit?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This was supposed to score me points |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | With parents of little sick shits! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | $80 million dollars down the drain?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What the hell in the name of Manning almighty |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | went wrong here you idiots?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Great Leader Dani...we didn't think it would take this long... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK THAT, when Dani wants something Dani wants it NOW! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But we explained...Health Canada approval... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | FUCK CANADA! Trudeau found a way to screw me over, didn't he?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all his fault! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This plan was supposed to be foolproof |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | just chuck a bunch of money at Dr. Oz's family |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to lend us a hand! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There was simply no way |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No way at all that this plan |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Could have gone wrong in any way! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This can only be explained by Notley's alliance with Trudeau! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I mean ya |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I know this stuff is basically Tylenol "Light" |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's not as strong as our shit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And I know that we ordered |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a LUDICROUS amount, I mean |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 5 million bottles for a population of 4.5 million |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But you guys know...math is hard... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't even fucking like kids! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I mean just look at what I'm doing with education for those shits! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, the new curriculum isn't that bad...right? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well fuck it then, maybe we can just hock this stuff |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | off to all the other sucker provinces |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Right? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They'll totally want it, right? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And worse case scenario, if noone buys this stuff |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And it all expires |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We can just feed it to the homeless.... |