| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Germany wants to crack down on gambling |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are looking at CS2 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | by Valve Corporation |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've learned that all degen gamblers are hooked on it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | More specifically, opening cases. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't care, I love cases. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are so freaking cool. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ohne, the cases.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Are gone forever. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and you cannot open them ever again. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They've replaced it with something dumb. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except for Arrow, Fury, XQC, and Budey. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I knew this shit would happen |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We're already addicted. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and Valve doesn't give a shit about us. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Deadass. I'm done. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | *Dona crying* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We will all need VPNs. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | So we can open cases from.. Ghana. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and maybe not suffer withdrawls |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ohne, chill. We can still xray them. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That isn't the same! The noise is different. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ohne, you can still get blue gem Karambit. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, but I can't see the gold slide across my screen. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's different! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hate Valve |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They always let us down. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and feed us this garbage. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | *Dona crying* |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We need to sell our skins and leave the market. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and fuck the market cap in the ass. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They'll never know what hit them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | God I hate these bastards. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is all I know and love. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and they go and fuck me. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | fucking idiots. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They are all on crack. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | These greedy mother fuckers. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They just want our money, that's all. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Which, they always had it. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now they want it to be dumb. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | *Dona crying* |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now they go and add gloves. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They don't even drop from cases. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fuck my life. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is the end. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Should I just play Hello Kitty Island Adventure? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least there I won't get fucked. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm so done. |
