Reacting to the DayZ badlands playtest
27 views10/8/2026
we didn't even want to play anyway, we'll be playing deer isle or deadfall
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ok, it's October 8th everyone |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It's time for Badlands |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Let's meet here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What a wonderful moment this is for us all |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I'm so excited to explore the map. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Explore the map you say? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we're all in the playtest? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Kermit... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | not... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | not everyone is invited |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there are some requirements. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out. Except Splinter, Scooter, Atze and Glynny |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | REQUIREMENTS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT REQUIREMENTS? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEY'RE LETTING EVERYONE IN |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN PLAY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND I PLAY EVERY DAY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'VE SPENT HOURS ON DEERISLE WITH SCOOTER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD HIM TO FISH? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kermit, just message Marks on X |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'VE MESSAGED HIM THIRTEEN TIMES |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Kermit, maybe he just missed it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DON'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BADLANDS? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's just a big desert! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm a frog for goodness sake! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you think I want to hunt lizards? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They said they'd add companion dogs in 2015 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They said they'd add helicopters and overhaul the infected years ago |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | now they just jump at you all the time |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and I slave away playing this game for nothing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I could have played Arc Raiders |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I haven't touched War Dogs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And what for? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Nothing |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't need their free code |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I don't want to rebuild wells |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've played Farming Simulator |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm going to send a strongly worded email |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and they'll regret this! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he's just a frog |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Things need to change around here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I've wasted my evenings and weekends |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And for what? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's all for nothing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They can all enjoy their playtest and their baddie friends |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll complete Deer Isle endgame by ourselves |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's just me and Priest now |