| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have to close precisely 103 day care centers |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And 65 health care centers |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Throughout Hennepin County |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In one center we had to fake a break in to destroy files |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will lose roughly $1 million a day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can just call Tim... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can make it go away |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Trump.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump has demanded a Federal investigation |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Tim was using Federal funds to pay us... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is not responsible for Somolia racket leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is why I told you idiots |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We cannot trust that KAMALA SIMP! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you know why they call him TAMPON TIM???? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He put tampons in boys bathrooms!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am fighting a cultural Jihad! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...and we partner with a man who thinks boys menstrate! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Men with bulges pretending to need tampons! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can no longer pretend to support this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | To be fair, Tim has made us millions... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I am about to be deported for running f**** daycares |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We orchestrated the perfect cover up |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You mean a "break in" at one day care |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You cannot even do that right |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Getting dumb white women to stand with signs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | It's 2026, nobody cares about social justice! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You look more guilty now crying "racism" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that script you made him read, what was that? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I knew I should not have given you guys ChatGPT licenses! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He sounded like a hostage for God's sake! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now Nick is going on PBD, Rogan, and All-In podcasts!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He is going to have every agency |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | hunting us down, hunting us like criminal prey |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not even Mamdani can help us!!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am such a fool |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why did we trust this fat man, this stolen valor incompetent retard..! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Rashida is going to have my neck, I will be out of the squad for sure |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And of course Ocasio-Cortez is AFK |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am already dealing with having married my brother |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That stupid orange man is going to deport me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She didn't consumate the marriage |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least I have built a nest egg |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can flee to South Africa with my brother |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ....maybe fly private |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's over for me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Call Hillary, tell her I need her now more than ever - she is not afriad of doing difficult work |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can eliminate this MAGA scum |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...but I fear it is too late for me |
