| 00:00 - 00:03 | Only 3 more tuition payments left |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They've cut your Premier Club bonus |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | by $15,000 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They've hired more untrained people who have no fucking idea |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and given them hundreds of internet leads to work |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well I've still got |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the $150 internet bonus |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Frosty |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They took it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | and gave it to Russ Flips Whips |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we're all making TikTok videos |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Samuel, Adrienne, Sarah, and Busby |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Ever since they canned Beene |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This place is a dumpster fire |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's an insult to dumpster fires! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You can't even call it a shitshow! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | People might buy tickets |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If it were a shitshow! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I swear to God |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Every time I have a decent year at this place |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Someone goes to dealer school |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | or twenty group and comes back with a stupid idea! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Frosty...the TikToks might work |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't have tits you fucking twits! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | No one wants to see |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | a bunch of dudes dancing |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | In the back of a truck |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Look at me! I'm terrified about paying bills |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So here's a low IQ joke about cars and |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Some fucking sample lease payments on a Ford Escape |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Those motherfuckers in Prattville can kiss both sides of my ass |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Russ bought a house with our bonus money... he's stylin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm too old to go somewhere else at this point |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And I've got a really nice office. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Only 15 more years |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can retire and I never want to see a fucking door keypad again |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's a stupid, outdated feature |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Oh Frosty...I want to lock my |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | fucking keys inside my own fucking truck |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So that I don't have to carry them |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't ask him for your door code right now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What's happened to the car business? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just as dumb as it's always been |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe I'm getting |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Too old for this shit |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll survive like I always do...I'll absolutely murder it with Podium. And we're |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | getting a hot cocoa bar in the Lincoln building |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Adrienne, go get your little hand |
