Hitler Reacts to the SILVER CRASH

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Hitler reacts to the massive margin call he gets when his managers buy SILVER at the top of the market using a leveraged futures trade

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00:00 - 00:03..A HIGH BALLOON WAS ONCE AN EXPRESSION..
00:04 - 00:05A RUDE PONZI ANON
00:05 - 00:07MADE THE MARKET WE WERE LOOKING FOR
00:08 - 00:12WE OBLIGATED TO FUTURES BASED ON PINE CODE
00:12 - 00:15.. AND FELT WE HAD WALL STREET SURROUNDED
00:17 - 00:19IT LOOKS LIKE A BUBBLE..
00:19 - 00:21A CLEAR RIPOFF
00:24 - 00:26...I'M A FAILURE...
00:27 - 00:28...SILVER....
00:31 - 00:33SILVER WENT PARABOLIC WITH MANIPULATION UNFORESEEN
00:34 - 00:36WE BOUGHT THE TOP FULL PORT..
00:53 - 00:58THIS LIGHTING ROUND -- CLANKERS, TUBERS, CRIPS -- GO FOOK OFF.
01:13 - 01:15THAT'S WHY I BEGGED PLEASE!
01:15 - 01:17YOU'RE UNDER A STAGGERED PONZI SCHEME
01:18 - 01:23THEY'RE SH*TTY! THAT'S WHY THE DOLLAR YOU MUST HEDGE WITH!
01:25 - 01:28ALL RIGHT -- I SHOULD GET HOME
01:29 - 01:31THAT TART GAVE ME CRABS!
01:31 - 01:34GAY ROTTEN MARKET MAKERS DID THIS!
01:34 - 01:37SOME DEGENERATES THINK THEY TRY AND HUMP ME
01:37 - 01:40I GET FRIED BECAUSE OF THIS FAILURE!
01:40 - 01:42I'M A FAILURE AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
01:42 - 01:46START FINDING A HEIGHT N*GGER, JUMP OFF AND GO SPLATTER!
01:46 - 01:48I'M A FAILURE -- A DUMB SUMBITCH
01:48 - 01:52YOU HAVE THE SMARTS OF A PENNY STOCK TRADER
01:53 - 01:54AND YOU WENT FULL MARGAIN!
01:56 - 01:57EXITS MUST BE PLANNED, PONZI
01:57 - 02:00NARRATIVES TOOK THE BULLS OUT!
02:00 - 02:03YOU POOFED MY ACCOUNT BACK TO GARBAGE!
02:04 - 02:08AND ONLY A DEAD BEAT WOULD BUY A MARKET OVERHEATED
02:08 - 02:13IT CAN BE DEAD AND MORE AND TAKE BEATING STRIKE AND TO GET BACK IN IT
02:14 - 02:16IS JUST HYPOTHETICAL DARN DARN DARN!
02:17 - 02:21DARN I GOT HIT OFF THE CHAIR WITH A BIGGER MARGIN CALL THAN STALIN!
02:27 - 02:29WOULD BE BETTER TO TRADE ZERO DTE
02:30 - 02:34I ONCE HAD A LIFE. A LIFE OF SELF RESPECT
02:34 - 02:36I MADE TRADES THAT ROPED AND OWNED IT
02:41 - 02:42I'M FAIR FIGHTER
02:43 - 02:47BUT ARROGANT HIGHS I FIND UNBELIEVABLE OVERTHROWN BY BUMS!
02:48 - 02:53I SHOULD HAVE HAVE GOLDMAN SACKS TO MANAGE MY ACCOUNT
02:54 - 02:56THE IRONIES OF GETTING INFECTED WITH CRABS
02:56 - 02:59WHILE MY ACCOUNT PUKES BECAUSE I BOUGHT PAPER CHARCOAL
03:00 - 03:02"YOU'LL BE RICH!" SO I BOUGHT HALF THE ETF FLOAT
03:04 - 03:07TOGETHER, WE'LL GET THOSE CRABS OFF
03:14 - 03:16PATHETIC. I FEEL I SHOULD HAVE INVENTED THE BRA
03:19 - 03:23IT'S JUST - A BALCONY WITH A JUMP AND NO FEAR..
03:25 - 03:26...IT'S JUST THE OPTICS...
03:31 - 03:33A TRICK OF MR. JPM?
03:40 - 03:46WOULD SEEM THAT WHEN YOU'RE DOWN, PENNY STOCKS MIGHT WORK
03:46 - 03:49A YONKERS MARKET MAKER MADE ME A DUMBKOFF
03:53 - 03:56... I NEED A DIAPER ...