Forhad wins the Newham Mayoralty

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5/12/2026
But things haven't gone quite to plan, and the greens have taken more of the borough than he hoped. What will he do without Steve Brayshaw? Watch and find out.

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00:00 - 00:03The Greens have broken containment from the Olympic Park
00:04 - 00:05They've move east through Stratford
00:05 - 00:07And along the North to Maryland and Forest Gate
00:08 - 00:12And opened a new front from the south at Royal Victoria
00:12 - 00:15And along the docks to Royal Albert
00:17 - 00:19Steve Brayshaw
00:19 - 00:21He can sort them out
00:24 - 00:26Forhad
00:27 - 00:28Brayshaw
00:31 - 00:33The electorate saw his terrible personality
00:34 - 00:36And replaced him with Rob Callender
00:53 - 00:58These will stay here. Gilles, Patel, Gray and Morris
01:13 - 01:15THOSE PLACES ARE OURS!
01:15 - 01:17How dare they vote for the GREENS!
01:18 - 01:23They are not supposed to have anywhere to go!
01:25 - 01:28So this is what it has come to
01:29 - 01:31These ungrateful bastards
01:31 - 01:34I closed the CLPs
01:34 - 01:37I stopped them having to sit in musty rooms
01:37 - 01:40Freed them from having to make their own decisions!
01:40 - 01:42Forhad I can't have you insult our loyal members
01:42 - 01:46FUCK THE MEMBERS
01:46 - 01:48But without them
01:48 - 01:52The members are the scum of Newham
01:53 - 01:54They know nothing!
01:56 - 01:57They think they know what it's like
01:57 - 02:00to really live in the Borough
02:00 - 02:03When it's ME who knows what they want
02:04 - 02:08Nobody wants LTNs
02:08 - 02:13They want to park for FREE for ONE HOUR A DAY
02:14 - 02:16It will help businesses
02:17 - 02:21And if there's anyone who votes for us its business owners on Green Street!
02:27 - 02:29They are our natural base
02:30 - 02:34Not the middle class, or people under 50
02:34 - 02:36People want to drive!
02:41 - 02:42Cyclists
02:43 - 02:47Everybody knows that the working class drive cars and own businesses
02:48 - 02:53We ran a clean campaign opposing gutter politics
02:54 - 02:56And then that cunt Jim Waterson
02:56 - 02:59Started doing bloody journalism
03:00 - 03:02Doesn't he know this is Newham!?
03:04 - 03:07I know, he's a reputable journalist
03:14 - 03:16It was a simple administrative error
03:19 - 03:23I was just a working class boy buying a house
03:25 - 03:26It was investigated
03:31 - 03:33Everything was fine
03:40 - 03:46But there is one final option
03:46 - 03:49The Newham Independents
03:53 - 03:56Bring them into cabinet