| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have searched all of Tomball |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Theres no Tiny Pig Ranch |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We checked the dirt roads |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Took 4 lefts and a right |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We found nothing at all |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But you know how bad |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to pet the tiny pigs |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | sir, It's.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is no |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There is no TINY PIG RANCH! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was all a big joke |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | No piggies, Everyone leave but these fools |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WANT A TINY PIG |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THEY FIT IN YOUR POCKET |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I SAW THE VIDEO with my own eyes |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Are you saying my eyes deceived me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | they go OINK OINK |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You can pet them |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | thats all I want |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who would do this |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We still have regular pigs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont want a regular pig |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They all go oink oink |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I want a tiny pig damnit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | TINY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You are telling me someone |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | made a video with fake |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | tiny pigs... FAKE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I want tiny pigs now |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I havent eaten bacon in 3 days |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they are so dang cute |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | this is a travesty for heavens sake |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So I get no tiny pigs to pet |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | this is all I wanted... They were so cute |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | no little oinkers for me to see |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | this is unbelievable |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I asked for was the tiny pig ranch |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and you guys cant find it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | this is a sick joke |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | people believed it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I did, I did.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, we still have the armadillo zoo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I bet the armadillo zoo |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | is fake too, probably |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it hurts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a lot |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | screw it, lets go get breakfast |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | at CCs cafe |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | then go to Cloud Chief... |
