| 00:00 - 00:03 | So let’s check this week diary., |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a clutch replacement |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on a Ecoboost Fiesta |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | A service on Mr Smiths Passat |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And an MOT for Mr Jones |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Did you book the MOT |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with RC Brine? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir…… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It’s……. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It’s my fault Sir, I completely forgot |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are on our own here |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Go put the kettle on, remember…… Milk…… in……first! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So much banter incoming |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I’m going to look a right tit |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Mike will call me a bellend yet again! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I just want to sit and eat lunch |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and watch videos of boats |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | you know I have a fascination |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | with filthy monkey porn |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I don’t want to bring my diary to Wickwar |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is a solution for this |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What are you about to suggest? Be more organised? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you could work on Friday |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don’t work Fridays, I had a sign made! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s on the wall |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fridays are for |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | booking holidays to Greek islands |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Going to the caravan to get pissed on Thatchers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and I have so many projects to finish. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Don’t even think about mentioning the Kuga |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will finish it one day soon |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I know where all the parts are don’t worry |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I move the jet ski everyday |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It keeps me strong! Very strong! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Everyone needs a jet ski in the way |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I should listen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and stop buying broken cars from customers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought I’d find an Astra engine easy and cheap |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It’s a rare model you know |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It can sit next to my 1200 Bandit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | next to the Kuga engine in the crate |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Remember, it’s not your fault |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now I’ll be late for my MOT |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can’t ring the landline, Jamie will get annoyed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is shit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could… do better |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I’ll ring James direct and tell him where I am |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hopefully he’s not on holiday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I guess I’ll never learn |
